KidnapMyHeart

Someone Out There Cares?

2010-11-30T21:37:00.009+08:00

Okay. Freak.
Have been cooped at home the whole day. Extreme no-lifer.

Well, good thing is, I got to do my Sejarah Project.
Wait. I'm confused whether that's a good thing or not. Argh. Perspectives.
Whatever, at least I'll have lesser things to clear in due time.
Wendy, I miss youuuu!

P.S: Did you notice the first letters of the above 4 lines all start with the letter 'W'?

OH PUH-LEASE. Get a life Ivon.

Oh anyway. This is a spaghetti competition - Loudest sound of sucking spaghetti between Ivon, Wicky and Esther.

Never ever eat spaghetti in company.

It’s IMPOSSIBLE to do it politely. Unless of course you’re an Italian, in which case you have a genetic disposition ;D

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Justine Bieber just left me speechless

Take a look for yourselves, (oh btw, watch the first video, which is the link, first.)
Since the first video has disabled embedding kanasai, just click and watch:

3 Year old crying over Justin Bieber

Here's the 2nd video :

Now you know what I'm talkin' about? It's CRAZYXX! :O

Love, Ivon

Afternoon Laughters

2010-11-25T16:51:00.109+08:00

It's November. My favourite time of the year. ~~Shoo November is ending.~~

Well. Mainly because of my birthday, but I love everything else about November. The holidays, how we never have exams, ~~Harry Potter 7 Part 1 releasing~~ and so on! ;D

OKAYYY EXCITEMENNTTT(!)

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Long time since I last blogged uhh? I'm back here to flood my blog with entries of delicious-looking food that makes not only your stomach growls but your saliva flows :P nah just kidding ~~am on diet~~ HAHA LAME :P So my holiday so far has been err pretty awesome? And my sixteen birthday celebration was really sweet and fun. Very fun ;)

Wednesday, 24.11.10

Tres interesting day.

Went Jusco in Bandar Perda. My dad calls it teen paradise. Everyone from High School, JitSin, Convent and so on hangs out there. It's a kinda huge complex with cafes, shops, and a cinema, all built to and a square were you can park if you have a car or stand about looking cool if you want to be seen. At the weekend, this is most of the ~~ahbengs~~ teenage population of BM -.-

Okay done. Introduction of Jusco. After so much crap, FOR. ME. JUSCO IS LALAZ AND AHBENGZ PARADISE! Did I tell you that I hate Jusco actually?

BOOHOO! I'm lazy to elaborate it so here are the pictures. But I'm pretty sure most of you saw the pictures in Facebook already. Oh yeah, I went Jusco with Wendy, Melisa, Julia, SengHooi, Pang, Ferris, Kenvyn and Alson! :)

Ivon and Wendy

Ivon and Melisa

Our shoes! :D

Promoting the restaurant. Oh wait, what's the restaurant?

My hair's FANTABULOSO. At last. ~~Can life get any better? ;D~~

Pang :"You should wait until your hair is flying only take pictures mah"

Pang and meee! :D

HAHAHAHAHA

Girls just wanna have fun! :P

Ivon and Julia

Btw, I look so dinosaur-ish in this photo and every photo to come -.-

Kenvyn the birthday ~~kambing~~ boy!

Wendy's meal

Kenvyn's fried noodles

Flashhhh from Melisa's handphone. Heavenly french fries HAHA

I smiled at her as I sucked. She sucked from her drink and smiled back. It is SOO romantic. My backbones went all tingly and turned to jelly. Aww ;D

*PUKES!*

Something pot. I don't remember. Okay I admit that the vegetables' fail one but what matters most is the taste, at least the presentation is not that bad. Heh the rice was like oh-my-god. So my taste! (Y)

Wendy dumped all the stuffs she didn't want to Pang's plate. Disgusting much right? :P

Don't you guys think it's wayy to public here? -.-

The cakes are whispering eat me, eat me, eat me.

Birthday people! *coughs* Me and Kenvyn :)

Making wishes. I forgot what did I wish after that -.-

Someone : "What did you wish?"
Me : "Oh! It's ..."
Someone : "Uh huh?"
Me : "I forgot"

Blowing out the candles :D

I was like, "OH.MY.GOD" when they asked me to get the candle out of the cake! Miserable much :(

Cholaw people like me termakan the wax of the candle. So that was my reaction -.-

According to Kenvyn, he was wiping off the chocolates on his fingers

I was wiping my kena-chocolate-pug-nose.

I know you'll go, "Aww so sweet" ;D

CHEERS! For SPM HAHA so berpandangan jauh :P

Feeding a kambing :D

YEEUCK! I KNOW I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGING DINOSAURZ! SO WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY GREAT HUH! GO AWAY!

*dramatic pause*

*crickets sounds*

Sorry lala-ness exploded CHIKACHOWALAOBOOMZ! just now. So move on! Everyone was fed by me and Kenvyn :D

We FORCED SengHooi to be fed by Kenvyn and he agreed to do so after #59741327 times

Ha ha, very funny. Not.

Sorry for the blurry image. My bad skillzz of holding camera @@

My Facebook profile picture if you've seen. BE HONORED MELISA LIM :P

Ohh Melisa looks like a little girl here :D

Rawr! Kenvyn says "There's a sakai between me and Ivon" HAHA

This picture shows that GUYSWHOACTCUTEAREFREAKSZ!

"Gay Liberation". A new movie that is gonna be released on Jan 2011 ;)

Cekikz! :P

Julia and meee! :)

I look so giantic here @@

We're in wonderland Wendy! *starts singing Alice by Avirl Lavigne*

We watched Megamind! The movie is really worth seeing :)

GIRLS POWERS! :P

WOW! My hair looks so cool. I can't believe how much sexier and shinier it becomes when I did like that ;D

The ~~gays~~ guys

You might want to skip this part. The picture of me vaining with the presents I got :P

BIG HEART FOR YOU ALL ♥

I begin to feel that even though my life's not as perfect as others, it's happier than theirs. I'm happy to be blessed with great friends, ~~a wonderful boyfriend John Cena to be with me despite our many differences~~ and although my family's always in a mess but I appreciate their care and concern at times of need. Rest assure that I'll always keep this in my mind.

Anyway, I'm begging you to go check out my Tumblr, and leave me comments and stuff. Click HERE to go to my Tumblr. You can also view the posts by clicking on the furthermost tab on top of this post, thank you very much! :D

Am very very tired. ZZZZzzzz!

P/S : After all, it's still the thoughts that matters :)

Love, Ivon

Sakai rocks

2010-10-31T20:53:00.048+08:00

Woke up at 7:30am for church. SO HOLY AND RELIGIOUS *flips hair* Screw those who say I'm not holy and religious pfft :P So. Highlight of my life today (another typical day!):

Church (Children's Day)>Asang's Hokkien Mee (Lunch)>Church (Music Camp meeting)>Laksa & Tutupeng (Tea time)>TESCO! (Just to buy a piece of butter)>Church (Hide-and-Seek)>Home Sweet Home

And the best part? TESCO! ♥

SAKAI-EST OUTING EVER
Sakai clothes. Sakai shoes. Sakai people. Sakai supermarket. Sakai acting. SAKAI!
Woah try saying that above sentence out loud in lightning speed! Okay that's not the point.
Went Tesco with Jane, Albert, Wicky and Esther. You know every single time I go out I'll embarrass myself. And this time?

1. Before Esther came. After Albert and Wicky paid for the items.

2. Jane and I wanted to get out from the groceries since Albert and Wicky had paid for the items.

3. There was a NO-ENTRY-SIGN (Idk what it called?).

Jane: Hey can go by here meh?
Me: Aiya who cares *push*

4. THE ALARM WENT OFF!!!

5. ~~The lady at the counter got heart-attack and fainted~~ Go OMGOMGOMG zillion times. Did not have a clue as to what was going on.

6. Everyone was giving us suspicious stare. Security guard came up to us.

7. Albert and Wicky saw and walked away. GOOD FRIENDS.

8. Laughed like maniacs and ran away.

9. Continued laughing. Fainted from laughing too much.

It was the funniest thing that ever happened recently. HAHA okay I'm still laughing at it ROFLMAO! Moving on. Pictures!

While waiting for Esther. Piece of butter on table -.-

Jane with Winnie The Pooh!

Different slippers! P/S: I was wearing one of YiYen's slipper :P

I wanted to take a pic with this barbie trolley bag but everyone was staring at me. So I was like "I wonder if I should buy this for my sister. I think she'd love it." HAHA when on earth did I have a sister?

Me: "OMG PINK balls!" Esther: *burst out laughing like mad* Jane: *blur*

ESTHER HAS COLOURFUL BALLS!

We ran with the trolley and skidded around the shopping mall boohoo! The feeling was COOL. We even sat in the trolley! Love the days where I sit in the trolley while my parents went shopping hmm.

Esther sat on the front of the trolley!

Albert called to inform that YiYen was waiting for his slippers in church and we had to go back RIGHT NOW. So after high-ing in the supermarket, we went to search for Albert's car in the car park. WE WERE LOST IN THE CAR PARK! Sounded idiot but really -.- So we camwhored instead of finding for Albert's car LOL

Oh did I mention that Jane and I wore different slippers to Tesco? :D

Estherrrr! Set this as your profile picture! :P

I'm the sakai queen *flips hair*

PERCUMA. DAFTARLAH SEKARANG. Okay sounded sooo wrong(?)

I look like pangsai-ing in the trolley HAHA

This is one of the best shot we could get. SO CHILL :O ~~Ignore my hair I was too high :P~~

Okay just realized mostly pictures are with trolleys. We're like trying to promote the trolleys in Tesco *crickets sounds*

In simple words, I really had a great, and of course, memorable time with my church friends. They rock my world big time! All the crazy shits I did just now, those will be the best memories! ;D

P/S: We're crazy, I know, but there it is :)

Love, Ivon

Many things at a go

2010-10-30T20:59:00.000+08:00

When your hormones are going crazy, your moods can be crazy too.

I don't know wth's up with me lately, but my moods are all over the place. Silly things can make me tearful and sensitive, and at other times I find myself getting stroppy and crabby for no reason at all. I don't seem to be able to concentrate at school. I can't control my temper with friends because their worries just seem so trivial compared to this. Not only my friends are getting fed up with me neither I! I don't know what to do. I just don't see the point of school anymore.

Sometimes I just wish that I could sleep and sleep and never ever wake up. Never to feel myself and any feelings ever again. For all I know, I know that there might be other people who're experiencing worst matters than me, but this feeling is KILLING. Though they go by the phrase "actions speaks louder than the words", some happenings make me feel like words could be much more murderous than actions. Mentally, deep, thrusting. Into the heart.

Alright, it's all my fault. My fault for everything wrong thing that occurred. I'm !@#$%^&*( super stressed out now. Let me stress on the word stress - STRESS! Why can't my day be perfect for once? I'm so unhappy. Happy that I've started studying, yes just like hours ago and I mugged all the way. But what I got at the end of the day is just, well equally stress. I hope at least the things I've studied did stay in my mind for long. If not ... I don't know. Stress is good and bad at times. I really need a punching bag now. And I don't think I ever want to get on MSN whenever I'm studying. A HUGE MISTAKE. Stupid thing is, whenever you're free, nobody never talks to you. While whenever you're busy, people keep pestering you. I don't mind the fact they cure my boredom or whatsoever, but I hate it when they purposely annoy pfft. Gosh, I'm so pissed off I don't care who am I scolding. Screw life, I don't ever wish to survive, if I'm required to suffer everytime. There will come a day when I will scream at the top of my lungs because of all of the frustration and pekcek-ness that is built inside of me.

Story: Stickman looks down and wanna jump. (Conclude: Angle of depression) Fail pig looks up and see who is the stupid stickman who wants to jump. (Conclude: Angle of elevation). Btw it's bout trigonometry and and I like the pig cause it has THREEEE FEEEEEELERS. Drawing very fail lah whatever. Okay not helping *sighs*

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Boohoo copied from private blog. Hormones. Glad is no more stress! This very first week after exams are not as relaxing as I thought it'd be. Checking of papers after papers adds up to the fear of even looking at any black and white scripts! *phobia of knowing anymore results* gotten back most of the subjects except English, Physics and Modern Maths, will update it here as soon as I receive others back. And *sighs* I didn't do well this time, blame nobody else but myself for slacking so much this year. Gonna buck up girl :)

You might want to skip this part. Vain talking cause I have nothing better to blog about.
I THINK I'M THAT CRAZY FOR SAYING THIS BUT I'M STILL GONNA SAY IT!
I HAVEN'T STAYED UP TILL SO LATE FOR BERRRYY LONG!
*gives retarded face* I know it's stupid thank you boohoo. But all I remembered that the last time I stayed up so late was to ~~stalk people on facebook~~ rush my homework/wtvr. Anyway, it was just unpleasant! Never felt so great staying up for a long time. SERIOUSLY! On second thought. Probably I should go to bed soon too. Needa wake up early tomorrow! Oh it's okay. Alarm clock would do the job. Crap, I'm so fickle-minded nowadays!

Slept at 2am last night. Blocked nose. Couldn't breathe. Woke up in the middle of the night. Stumbled out of bed for Breathe Right (If you know what's that). So the next day was oh-so-sleepy day. Mum lied to me that we're going Penang and nobody would fetch me to Melisa's house. See see we went Sunway instead pfft -.-

Lunched at Pizza Hut cause I have 3 vouchers for Pizza Hut! AMAZING EHH *flips hair* I collected them since the beginning of the years boohoo. Okay nothing to be proud of pfft.

Feel like lala-ing with my vouchers :P

Honestly I forget most about what I want to post lalala. OH THIS IS LALA POWER! *laughs in lala way*

P/S : I crap so much in this post. I'm lacking of inspirations!
P/P/S: Oh yeah Happy Birthday ShuYing! :)

Love, Ivon

Blood on roses

2010-10-28T22:53:00.002+08:00

Ivon *waves* say HI to ~~my loyal readers~~ no one boohoo!
Anyway, I'm supposed to be watching WWE (shrieks!*) now. And yet I'm posting cause people are bugging me to. So I'm just gonna say: Be honoured - Okay, just joking :P

Wednesday is always my favorite day of the week because there'll be a night market near my house! HAHA just kidding though Friday's my real favorite because it's the last day of school days and I don't have to wake up so early booohoo! Anyway, went to Jusco after school with Khalish, Ammar and LiTeng yesterday (Wednesday) :D

Stalker alert! And thanks to Khalish for belanja-ing us Baskin Robbins! ;D

SEE how lala is Khalish pfft :P

Ammar. Ahbeng. Can't remember how long I held the pose as Ammar kept giving stupid poses -.-

Attempt #1687965 to take a picture with Khalish and Ammar. AND finally a picture of three of us. I clearly remember Khalish lala's screaming "OMG I'M SO SHORT!"

I know we're so hawt *flips hair* twinklish and lala

Promoting Baskin Robbins! SHOW US PINK! ;D

*coughs* bang into Melisa and Julia *coughs* what a coincidence *coughs*

Julia and Ivon!

Melisa Julia Ivon!

Was being lala with Khalish HAHA

Whee! A picture with LiTeng!

Blurry picture. Blame my lousy camera tsk tsk

Boohoo!

Melisa LiTeng Julia!

We girls! :)

Watched RED. It is a 18PL movie -.-
Funny at most parts. Overall, it was a quite hilarious movie that I rated it 4 stars!
Oh yeah we had popcorn fight in the cinema. HEY AMMAR STARTED IT FIRST KAY.
Ammar kept throwing popcorn at me like a non-stop machine gun. Guess what? I went to toilet and there was popcorn IN my shirt -.-
And we talked and laughed VERYYY loud and sakai so the people at the front row kept turning and showing us if-you-keep-making-noise-you-are-so-dead-look HAHA.

Wandered around a few accessories shops after movie but didn't buy anything. Note: It's heart-aching when you know you're broke and can't buy anything in the many shops you pass by. So it's always better not to shop when you don't have money :/

Something happened in the fitting room, only Khalish knows what happened HAHA

At the end of the day, it was a great day if I were to say.
You guys are always a blast! BOOHOO! :D

Love, Ivon

Still life is much love

2010-10-26T20:59:00.020+08:00

--- a post to break the hiatus ---

BOOHOO! I'M BACK AGAIN!
*bows down* and apologize for the sudden hiatus *coughs* I know I've been repeating this all time but *coughs*, as people grow older they tend to forget and abandon things more easily, oh well. NO ONE reads my blog anymore, YAY! Lame.
No comments, hits dropping like some mad mutt, argh-whatever, etc.

I seriously think I'm at this current stage of my life that isn't entertaining to you guys (if there are still readers) in any way, which also caused my blog posts to be uninteresting since my life is such a bore now. Boohoo!

Oh so I'm blogging for myself now. Just decided. Since I don't expect readers/blog-hoppers to be interested in my blog anymore since me/my life is not worth reading anymore. Please, I don't even wanna read my own blog now. Whaddhabomb *rolls eyes*

BOOHOO! What am I gonna blog about? Lemme think.
Oh yeah, do you know sec 4 life has officially labeled me as 'no life'. Thanks a lot pfft.
Seriously. My homework is like never-ending.
Once I'm halfway through the pile, another horrendous stack comes in. Screw. Screw Bomb :(
Okay, I shall stop complaining. Cause I think I'm coping KINDA fine ~~since my copy-friend's-homework-early-in-the morning-skills is pretty good~~ boohoo!

BUT I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO TIME!
Weekdays confirm busy with school. Don't talk shit. Weekends also packed, with Saturday for co curricular activities and tuition & Sundays for my church activities. Which means I don't have rest time! ARGH, whatever. Wait until I faint or something.
Oh wait. Final exam is over(!) Don't ya the ♥ feeling of when the exam you've been dreading is over? Boohoo! No more tuition! But still, school sucks. HOMEWORK(!)

*coughs* Okay from here, I shall stop being lala and talking about my school life since it has already been classified under 'no life'. If you want no life school stories (but I doubt there are), or other no life stories, go to those no life bloggers who think people read their blog. Boohoo :P

Anyway, I'M BROKEEE (!)
And I hate this part of myself that isn't able to control my spending when it comes to food.
I felt like guilty all the way that I always borrow money from my friends to eat stuff I want to eat, thought I save up for ~~shopping~~ rainy days but food ... pfft
Okay, the point is I HAVE TO ~~SAVE MONEY TO SHOP~~ SLIM DOWN AND START CARRYING OUT HEALTHY LIFESTYLE, that's all. Full stop. Boohoo!

Honestly I forget most about what I want to post lalala. OH THIS IS LALA POWER! (Okay random much HAHA). Shall end the post with BOOHOOOOOOO!

P/S : I'm lacking inspirations for my posts. Bear with me!

Love, Ivon

We rock, big time!

2010-07-12T20:45:00.010+08:00

SICK!
Damn. Unexpected yet expected. Grr.
My health have been pretty unstable these few days too.
Having fever on and off while my throat is killing me and giving me a very sexy voice with the flu bug catching me soon! ~~Blame the farted-chocolates.~~
I realized the weather is either too hot or too cold. Global Warming uhh.
Never mind about that, talking bout it makes me feel even sicckk-er.

So. My whole week is only school then online then tuition then maybe sleep. No life.
I know my homework is saying HELLO(!) to me but I wouldn't be able to do them properly until I finish this post.
Moving on, updates on these few days. :)
Okay. I'll try to post up as many pictures as possible.
I'm currently editing, uploading and facebooking at the same time. Bear with me. :)

Sunday, 4th July 2010

Sunway outing with church friends was a blast. Had loads of fun. ;D
Shop, eat, movie, talk, stalk.
Hmm I find no point typing out long entries cause nobody will read so I will just let the pictures do the talking. :D

We were vain-ing in the toilet and fyi, we both talk and laugh VERY loud.
So got evil and weird stares from the people in toilet. Hahaha :D

Shopped around, slacked here and there. :D

~~This is how we look like when we see hawt guys. :D~~
My freaking sexy babe, Michelle :)

THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME. :)

Cool, I must say. Watched The Karate Kid today and it's really cool!
I just LOVE LOVE LOVE Jaden Smith! He's seriously cute with his awesome hair. :P
Highly recommended for you to watch it though as everyone says,
I don't understand why it's 'Karate Kid' and not 'Kung Fu kid'.
Watch the movie and you'll understand why I said that!

Dinner & we headed home. Busy yet tired, but I love it!
Great day too, thanks awesome people. LOVE YOU GUYS! ❤

Saturday, 9th July 2010

Saturday's a good dayyy! :D
Great day with all these people : Wicky, Adrian, Jane, Agnes.
That's why we rock. Great day yo. :D

Live like we're dying! :D

One of those girls! :D

Live high! :D

Us against the world! :D

Jump then fall! :D

The moment! :D

I'm only me! :D

Stay beautiful! :D

The way I are! :D

Okayy sorry. My internet connection is kinda shitty now. May die down before I elaborate more. So byeee!

P/S: The captions. :P
P/P/S: I WAS SO FREAKED OUT BY AN INSECT (looks like a grasshopper?) WHICH SUDDENLY APPEARED ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN AND I TOOK A TISSUE AND CAUGHT IT AND THREW THE TISSUE + INSECT INTO DUSTBIN. WTFFFF.

Love, Ivon

Alive and Kicking

2010-06-20T20:18:00.016+08:00

I'M BACK
I dreamed of blogging & here I am! :D
Its time to continue my blogging life. :D
Hoping to attract my usual ~~stalkers~~ visitors, though many left after I left without a word. *Coughs*
Sorry for not updating . I'm such a lousy blogger I know :(
Things been keeping me busy.
Well , actually it wasn't, I'm just trying to blame it on other things so that you all won't know I'm thaaaaaat lazy to update my blog. Hahaha. :P

School's tomorrow! NOOOOOOO. Like crap. :(

I don't know how I'll be adapting back to the ~~shitty~~ hectic life.
Going to and fro school everyday. ~~Listening~~ Sleeping in class and trying to ~~kenakan Ammarthebitch~~ study hard and everything.
It's gonna be such a bore. -.-
So the 2-weeks-holiday's been a kinda-of-blast. :D
How the hell did holiday pass by so fast without me even realizing.
The church camp was damn awesome ♥
I still wanna have camp like there's no tomorrow. What a wistful thinking. :(

Hahaha I was trying to scare people with my shitty fringe. :P

what I'm really hating is the short minimal time left for these series of cruel examinations that would determine my future,
hard to imagine that a thing you do would lead to a pathway of infinite possibilities. (Hmm kinda bombastic lol)
And all the post-it notes and timetables that I've never followed, how do I carry on? Crap.

I'm bored. Please take note. I will start crapping so get ready. lol.

~~FACEBOOB~~ FACEBOOK

WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped tuitions. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of Facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves. :)

On a brighter note, a stalker's dream come true. Of course am one of them. ;D
Example :

Girl 1: I found that hot guy from our tuition on Facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is _____, he's in _____, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get!
Girl 2: Omg gimme his Facebook's link tonight. I wanna add him!

Text-killer

Phrases and words such as "lol", "yeah", "haha", "ok" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.
Example :

"Hey are you going tomorrow?"
"No I can't cause I got no transport."
"Haha ok."

SEE. Way to use a text-killer. Now what do you expect me to say.

FML

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Short for : F*ck my life. An unfortunate event which usually involves someone getting hurt owned pwned or insulted.
This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.

Example 1 :

Girl: FML I fail my physics. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my mum doesn't lemme online. My life sucks.
It: FML my mum took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I use her hp to text instead of using mine. My life sucks.

Example 2 :

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML.

OMG

It's supposed to mean "Oh my ~~google~~ god", however it fails in several ways.
1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.
lol crap. Well, it may be used to express surprise, anger, outrage, exasperation, delight, fright, shock, fascination and so on so on; it can express any emotion, kinda?

Example 1- On Internet:

Melisa: Omg did u see the her pictures in Facebook? So lala!
Me: OMG OMG OMG NO! Show it to me! I wanna see!

Example 2 - Off Internet:

Michelle: OMG I like your shirt leh.
Me: Omg really? Thank you!

LOL

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1. It's original definition was "laugh out loud" used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations

2. A word that is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

3. A word that seriously does not contribute whatsoever to a conversation.

4. I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention.

Example :
Happy birthday! lol I hope you have fun. lol Adrian asked me if you would like to watch a movie with us at 3 and I have no idea how stupid I sound when I type like this lol so see you later lol

WTF

~~Where's the food.~~ What The F*ck. Often used in Instant Messaging. :D

Example :

Melisa: WTF! I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR MY SEJ EXAM! I'M SO DEAD!
Me: OMG WTF ME TOO! LET'S FLUNK TOGETHER WTF.

Or maybe another meaning.

The person who made the calendar was thinking "wtf". Hahaha :D

Example :

"Daddy, what does wtf mean?"
"Um. It means Wednesday, Thursday and Friday."
"OHHH Okay then. Cause someone was smashing someone's car, and the guy was like: "WTF man!"
"Yeah. He was just telling him that he would see him next Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. that's all."

Oh finally done crapping. Still breathing? :D

P/S: This is 3-weeks-ago-post. :P

Love, Ivon

Backstabber

2010-04-14T19:57:00.041+08:00

Listening to : Backstabber by Kesha

Friends are friends until they talk behind your back.
Then they’re. BACKSTABBERS.
Backstabber : Someone who pretends to be your friend; but talks shit about you to other people.

I'm so sick of acting like I'm fine because truthfully, I'm NOT.
YOU are the one who start backstabbing us and going against YOUR word.
Thinking "Oh they'll never find out" Guess what? WE KNOW. Don't think we are fools.
When you walk pass me, its like you never even knew who I was.
All I want to do is kick your ass and ask you to fuck off.

Do you know what a true friend is?
True friends stab you in the front NOT behind.
Do you think that wtf you're doing is right?
You know her for only three months and WHY ARE YOU STABBING US FROM BEHIND?
You've known us for about 3 years. 3 YEARS.
Now I see who you truly are. What you feel down inside.
I don’t know why it took so long. To finally realize.

Its funny how the people that hurt you the most
is the one that swore he never would.

I look back to the past.
I can’t believe I had ever called you my best friend.
How do I say goodbye to what we had,
the good times that made us laugh outweigh the bad.
But remember, YOU ruined it all in that moment. Not me.

Love, Ivon

Yesterdays

2010-03-31T17:19:00.124+08:00

Random : It was pretty freaky to find the Blogger homepage in the Chinese language when I logged in.

I quickly changed the language settings to English.
P/S : English is easier for me to navigate in. -.-

School's been interfering with my life.
Okay, so that didn't come out right. I think school is supposed to be my life.

Not that I really believe that. I think school's pretty important,

but not something to base my life on. That's what God is for. :D
Anyway, I have a lot of fun goofing off in school but it's hard to love sleepless nights running around doing schoolwork.
But at least I'm ... how do people say it? Getting an education? :D
So here's a quick update for what had happened for the past few days.

Tuesday, 30th March 10

TODAY,
Okay well, random again : my shoulders are still aching and writing was a tough job to do.
School today was way freaky for me. :S
I told this to Shalini while in the staircase (whining),

"Oh shit, I'm having hiccups now and my stomach is aching.
And it's aching as in I wanna poop aching!"
Only to realize a-new-Malay-teacher was behind me, staring.
HUMILIATING -.-
~~Oh did I just use the word humiliating? Hahaha. :D~~

Tuitions are always very mundane. When you look around you can see the sien faces.

My friend and I were totally unlucky today.

Sir warned us to bring our calculators and we forgot to bring our calculators. WTF.

So it was an oh shit moment.

Throughout the whole lesson we were pretending to press on imaginary calculator (table) and while Sir wasn't looking we would bug other friends for theirs -.-

Thursday, 1st April 10

HAPPY APRIL FOOL, EVEYRONE. :D

I couldn't stop reminding myself not to be fooled by others.

AND Thiya was the first person who fooled me. -.-

Thivya : Ivon! What happen to your hair?

Me : I didn't comb my hair. That's why lah.

Thiya : No no. I mean HERE *Points at my hair*.

Me : Huh? What? *Touches my hair*

Thivya : APRIL FOOL. *grins*

Hahaha on a brighter note,
Happy Birthday to Gigi Goh! :)

Very pretty right? Hahah stalk her in facebook then! :P

Friday, 2nd April 10

BITCH.
Word of the day, a bunch of people in class (I mean Ammar, Chakri, Muhaimain, Shalini and I) have used this countless times today. :D
Well, this phrase came from ME(!) during our Add. Maths lesson (Thursday).
I showed Ammar my calculator with something in it. *points below*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

During English lesson, I passed a note "Bitch♥Boobs♥Bra♥" to Ammar.

And GUESS WHAT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He added "Ivon is a Bitch no Boobs without Bra."
I had a side-splitting laughter after seeing the note.

I laughed for about 30 mins non-stop till stomachache. LOL.

P/S : Crazy moments. :D

Love, Ivon

2010-03-28T18:17:00.039+08:00

It's been a busy week, running here and there --- basically chasing time --- to get things done.
Thankfully, projects are all out of the way by now and I welcome my weekend with a song in my heart (a funeral march hahahas).

Nah I'm not gonna blog about Sports Day. I didn't take any pictures. :D

Woots officially gotten back every single results, they totally sucked.
As below;

English A
BM B+
Moral A
Biology C
Chemistry A
Physics C
History A
Modern Maths A+
Additional Maths C+
Pendidikan Sivik B

As I mentioned, everything was a mixture of disappointment & satisfaction.
Though I do find the Cs are very wtf unpleasant to look at.
Modern Maths isn't a mixture of feelings,

it's like pure disappointment because I was sucha ass to not spot any mistakes in my calculations.

4 marks flown away just because I keyed in the wrong numbers into the calculator! WTF -.-

Yes, I'm still beh syok even though I got A+ for it. :/

Changed topic: Anyway, my 2010 resolution is in the works! :D
(P/S : Except the one paying attention in class -.-)
So I think I wanna add something new into the list. Coughs.
Sarcasm aside, it seems more realistic to work on a few things at a time.
It's overwhelming when there's actually a WHOLE list;
I don't think I'd be courageous enough to even start. Okay, so.

1) Study the Bible when I get out of bed and get into bed.
Maybe you think I'm not a holy or religious person. I've always wanted a deeper relationship with God but never made time for it. No time like the present time, I guess?

2) Sleep nine hours a night.
Those who know me better will either be in comatose shock or screaming fits of laughter by now. So I'm a dreamer. -.- Nine hours is just an ideal; I'll probably be sleeping six or seven hours realistically (already a large gap from my normal five hours).

So that's it at the moment.
The effort to actually put enough words together for two items on this list was dear.
For all I know, this will be the only effort the rest of the year. ;)

That's it for now. I'm just so glad I've updated.
I'll be banging my head against the wall now in the hopes God will give me an another great blogging idea. :D

P/S : Tomorrow is holiday! *does a little dance*

Love, Ivon

2nd day of PBSM training session & Jusco outing

2010-03-18T21:11:00.071+08:00

Yawns, I'm really tired. I haven't slept well.
Maybe four hours a night --- for these few days because of PBSM stuffs.

Uhh so hard to write when there are too many things to write about.
So I will attempt to squeeze the juice out my brain into works one of these days, but it will be pretty slow.

First,
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
TO SIM LE :)

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo,
you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too! :P

Maybe I should upload a better picture of him. Coughs.

I don't have a picture with him since he has phobia of taking pictures. -.-

Hahaha he's a wacko who talks to himself in a weird language. Am telling the truth!

He prided himself on taller than me. Pfft. So perasan. ;P

Hahaha I have lotsa funny memories with him during form 2.

~~Even though we had fights and misunderstandings last year.~~

Ivon : What did you get for your piano practical exam?

Sim Le : Merit.

Ivon : Ohh am khong nia lahh.

Sim Le got up from his seat and wanted to hit me with his KH book.

Ivon : CIKGU! TENGOK SIM LE!

He just went back his seat and showed me you're-gonna-die-soon look. ;P

HAHAHAHA so you're sixteen! :D
Oh yea. Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one. :P

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Went to school for PBSM training session. (16/03/10)

Stalking Agnes again! ;P

RAWRRRRR! :D

Demoooo. :)

WTF. They're NOT from PBSM! -.-

Candid shots. :D

Under the hot sun. It's fun to torture them! ;P

My shitty look and Derrick's gay look.

I know I look weird. -.-

I'M SO TALL! :D

Goodbye Faiz and Syafiqa. :(

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Went Jusco with Ann-Marie and Melisa today (18/03/10) :)

We ordered the food at 11am and it came at 11:35am. WTF.

We had to rush our meal because we needa catch up a movie at 11:45am.

We watched Alice In Wonderland.

Uhh I think it would be pretty cool if that's in 3D version.
~~WTF. RM12 for a movie! What a rip-off! I can buy a tee in pasar malam. -.-~~

Rating : ★★☆☆☆

I think we missed the beginning part of the movie. Wtf.

It's a very ordinary movie. I dont' know what all the fuss is about. -.-

Met up with Ann-Marieee at 3pm. :)

We went for window-shopping. Ann-Marie and I bought clothes from Padini.

WTF I spent all my money on that Padini top. Oh wait. I left 85sens. :D

Hahaha we watched Remember Me after that. ;)
~~Bumped into Gaik Nee's gang and sat beside them. -.-~~

Rating : ★★★☆☆

Ann-Marie was so excited to watch the sex scenes. Coughs.
But sadly, the movie has been edited for sex scenes. :[
It's kinda touching movie even though it lacks subtlety. LOL.
We enjoyed not only the movies, but also the time with our friends at a movie theater. :)

Arghh. I have blisters on my toes because my heels is too tight. :/
Will never wear heels to shopping mall again. ~~MELISA LIM.~~

Love, Ivon

1st day of PBSM training session

2010-03-15T23:07:00.068+08:00

Coughs. *cricks my fingers and palms for extra effect* Let's begin.

Don't you people know what day today is?

It's ANN-MARIE KHOR'S BIRTHDAAAYYYY! ;D

HAHAHAHA Happy sweet sixteen!

You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow. So don't worry! ;P

She's super duper smart, tall and angmolang-ish! Jealous much. :/

HEY I wanna watch horror movies with you again.

Let's scream like mad, hide in the blankets and push each other again! (Sounds wrong -.-)

May your year be wonderful and full of blessings. :D

P/S : Your blog rocks. ;D

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Went to school for PBSM training session this morning. :)

Evonne's teaching First Aid. :)

Hahaha pity the girl. :D

Stalking Agnes! ;P

OMG Can you see the fan? *nerd's look*

Hema and Faradila were fighting! :D

Click to enlarge. :)

SUPER GEEK! ;P

I need afro hair. ;D

RAWR ahh RAWR ah-ah. Gaga-oo-lala! :D

WOOTS How ladylike. ;D

Giant and dwaft. ;D

HAHAHAHAHAHA. My sexy lips. ;D

I was teaching history of PBSM. Coughs.
Luckily they didn't fall asleep. Thank God. ;D

Well something happened. :/

When I was teaching History, one of the member's mother suddenly came.

The abruptness of her appearance at the meeting surprised us all.
We were just sitting there, minding our own business,
when she started scolding at us like a trooper.
We're having lessons and you just butt in like that. Have you no sense of decency?
"You all shouldn't do the activities until 1:30pm. My son will be starving!"
Duh. Don't worry yourself about your son. He knows how to take care of himself. Plus, We supply FREE breads to them. WTF?
"I didn't get any black and white from you all."
What's the big deal? Only outdoor activities need to give ~~pink and red~~ black and white.
"Because of your LAST MINUTE activities, I needa cancel my holiday's plans. Who's gonna pay me for that?"
Hello? We told everyone about this activities A WEEK AGO. It's your son's fault of not informing you earlier. If your son can't attend this activities, why didn't he tell us? WTF?
"Holidays are for them to rest, not to wake up early in the morning and attend these activities! If anything happens to my son, I'm gonna blame everything on you."
Look, this isn't brain surgery or whatever shit we're doing to your son. We're having lessons. Oh gawd you're spoiling your child, lady.
"I don't care. I'm gonna write a letter and complain to your principal."
Principal asks us to organise more acitivites. He allows us to do activities during holidays. You wanna write to him? GO AHEAD.
"I'm not putting blames on you. I just wanna let you all know that you shouldn't handle stuffs like that."
You just scolded us wtf?

I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head.

P/S : She's a lawyer. :)

Love, Ivon

2010-03-14T18:05:00.067+08:00

Went to school yesteday for Majlis Perpisaha dan Penyerahan Kuasa. :)

Their last minute job. *cricket's sounds*

Well, we were playing some sorts of game like passing a saying around.
And I went to tell ONE BY ONE to make sure we would win the game.

But we lost at last. -.- DON'T GET IT? Never mind. :)

Around 10:30am, we started the majlis penyerahan kuasa.

Madam Yap's giving speech. :)

Mr Loh and Madam Yap. :)

Syafiqa the lembu and meee! ;D

Chicken Dance! :D

Hahas Derrick's gonna drop the thing! :D

Oh no! Mei Shan 's gonna cane us for holding the thing! D:

Imma superwoman! BEWARE! :D

Mei Shan doesn't wanna pass Syafiqa the cane.

Dylan got the best player. :)

Coughs. I got the post as DHSL!
FYI Deputy Head Section Leader. ;D

Derrick is the HSL for 2010! Coughs. :D

Mei Shan and principal :)

Syafiqa SherLyn Ivon :)

HAHAHAHA I was trying to eat her hair. :P

Old comittee (Form 5s) with principal. :)

New comittee (US! :D) with principal. :D

Coughs. I look so macho here. ;P

Aww we love each other. ;P

Miss them effin much. :(

Amalina Ivon Doraemon. :)

My fantastic hair. Be jealous. ;D

Love, Ivon

2010-03-13T19:54:00.005+08:00

Ω Currently: Untouchable - Taylor Swift

Greetings. :D Just to let you know I haven't gone and died or anything remotely serious.
I haven't blogged per my usual schedule because I'm overwhelmed.
I have so much I want to post about,
and so many pictures to edit that I just shut down and don't feel like doing it anymore.

A real procrastinator, that's what I am. ;D

Outing with my babes on last Sunday. QUEENSBAY. ;D
It's almost too overwhelming to blog it all (which is why I've been procrastinating).
So here are a few shots.

Wendy and I went Julia's house first while waiting for Melisa coming back from church.

Skip. Skip. Skip.

We're supposed to go catch a movie but then it's kinda late.
So we planned to walk around the Queensbay without any real purpose. :]

We went to Forever 16 21 to do some shopping. :D

Hahaha the hats are so cool right? :D
SHIT. A salesgirl came to me and said : "You're not allowed to take pictures here".

OMG SO EMBARRASSING! FML. :/

After about 30 mintues, we were starving like hell so we started hunting for food!
It's hard work to fail an exam, so we tried out a toilet bowl restaurant for lunch.

Got weird stares from everyone there cause we were talking and laughing like sakai there.
-.-

OUR FOOD! IT'S SO GOOD IT MAKES ME TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
This photo brings back wonderfully tasty memories. Yummmyyy. :D

You know, if I were have to choose something to eat for the rest of my life,
I don't mind choosing that :]

Hahaha Wendy's licking the table. ;D

Me and Juliaaa!

Melisa and Juliaaa!

I know we look so sweet. ;D

Anyway, as it's only for of us and there wasn't anyone to take a picture for us,
we had to put my camera on another table and set timer on it.
So like, groups of people were actually staring at us. Shit. -.-

Sitting on toilet bowl. Pangsai together. HAHAHAHA.

We spent the rest of the afternoon window-shopping and just having a cool time.
We enjoyed poring through the bookstore for ~~hours~~ minutes,
and came out with nothing on our hands.

Being gangstas. ;D

HAHAHAHA we met Derrick there. With his little cute sister! :D

OMG Melisa is taller than the model! Coughs. :P

Pretty girls! :D

Back to Melisa's house. Tired much.

There were other photos and times,
but I'm too lazy to post it all and some of the other pictures weren't that great.
All in all, it was fun and just the break I needed.
I suppose we can call this a picture-post huh?
I seem to be getting in the habit of letting the photos talk instead of me.
I guess I can't help it if the camera does a better job of describing things.

Well, so that ends my post. Byeeee! :D
*claps excitedly and somersaults in her mind in a very teenyboppy way*

P/S : This entry is sooooo boring. Yawns.

Love, Ivon

2010-03-06T19:42:00.024+08:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
TO MY DEAR BLOGGIE ❤

Hahaha finally found time to actually type out a little blog post.
It's been pretty busy lately; my tests were so-so:
Some quite well done (coughs) , some were okay, and a few were generated out of some of my worst nightmares.
Ah well. It's time to try harder, I guess.
There's a saying about winners never losing because even if they lose, they get up and just get on. Or something like that.
Whatever lah. I forget. :D
School work's really been stressing me out.
All the stupid new topics & new learning methods you see.
Gah, I miss last year's teachers? Or perhaps it's just the topics that's making me confused.
Whichever it is, it's driving me bonkers. D:

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty relaxed right now. EXAM'S OVER! :D
That's something considering the headache I was having from studying a few days ago.
~~I dumped away a pile of massive useless(?) junk of worksheets.~~
Watching Tom and Jerry and its sequel with my cousins in one sitting did the trick though.
It was really funny; I think the last time I watched it,
my kiddie brain wasn't developed enough to appreciate the little stupid things (which I really see now).
Classic Disney movies are such fun! Well, any good movie is fun. :D

I know you don't get it cause I got no idea what the heck am I crapping too.

Oh holy crap there's this mosquitoe being stucked inside the cover of my comp screen,

it's not moving, okay I think it's dead cause I just slapped it. :D
Poor screen, hate mosquitoes!

Slackishly bored.
Am here blogging about how bored I am, I can't wait for tomorrow to arrive! ;D
Movies! Karaoke! Shopping! :D:D:D:D

Perhaps I should take my time in doing things, but I did.
Ahh, what to do next? No I don't feel like revising and I don't watch tv. :/

P/S : Loving Physics! ❤

Love, Ivon

2010-02-18T19:11:00.011+08:00

Perhaps I should say I'm lacking behind everyone in this Cyberworld.
Most blogs have already done with their wishes and stuffs like that.
So well instead of wishing everyone Happy Valentine's/Chinese New Year,
I shall just say Happy Getting Angpows!
Yeah I know, how lame.

Don't think anyone would visit a dead blog now but I'm going to update anyway.
So first day of CNY went church. Lotsa people wore red and pink this year &
Yeoh Yong En's and Teh Kah Khen's birthdays were coincidentally the 1st day of Chinese New Year and Valentine's day too!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYS ;D

Well, I don't celebrate Valentine's day. Uhm.
Some opinions here. Do not get offended. :) *Points below*

First, remember that February 14 is just one day. It’s like any other day. You
go to class or do homework and continue on your daily routine. There’s no rule
that you have to be part of a couple and exchange sickly sweet sentiments. You
don’t even have to celebrate the occasion. For instance, some people don’t
celebrate Christmas or CNY and that’s bigger holidays! There’s really nothing to
be stressed about.

Second, February 14 is St. Valentine’s Feast. It was
created for a saint, and not for every couple in existence. So go to mass, and
pray. Read the Bible, and think about God’s love for you. All this would still
honor the occasion, and allow you to be more grateful about blessings you’ve received.

Third, if you must show love, do so! Show it to your friends by
writing them appreciative notes or giving them little gifts. Show it to your
family by going out together. Show it through charity by surprising the needy at
an orphanage or some other institution. Well, as if I were gonna do that. Hahas.
;P

Fourth, enjoy being alone or single. Don't be desperate like SOMEONE.
Try something you normally wouldn’t do with others. Such as online-ing? ;D Do
something weird without worrying how sakai you are. Eat something completely
different ~~like shit~~. Watch a movie you know no date would have wanted to
see anyway.

Oh that's all. Kinda craps. HAHAHAHAHA. Let's cheer ;D
Uh, dinner's ready so I guess I'm ending it here. Byeee!

P/S : Even the smallest thing on Earth makes life worthing living.

Love, Ivon

2010-02-08T22:09:00.004+08:00

Decided to blog a short little post before bed,
since my passion for blogging's back bugging me again. ;D

Everytime wake up on Monday I thought it's another Sunday -.-

School. Sucks. Boring. Lame.
I haven't been paying attention in class, especially for Biology & Physics.
YES YES, I know I've said and promised in the '10 New Year Resolutions that I WILL PAY ATTENTION in class

(not that I remember all of them; or if any resolution worked out at all),
BUT. It's tough kay. D:

OMG! Grrr this is so kanasai.
I have been attacked by a super duper fat idiotic mosquito.
It entered my room through some sleazy way, and proceeded to bite me eleven times(and counting).
And me the pro killed it with my awesome electronic mosquito bat. ;D
So here I am with itchy bites and mosquito repellent as my new perfume. :/

Freakkk I feel like shit. ;D

Notes to everyone:

Uh, I may appear not happy/ not easy to approach/ thinking deeply or just plain irritated - but REALLY I AM NOT.
I was born with this emo face so PUH-LEASE don't hesitate if you've anything to say to me.
I AM MOSTLY HAPPY REALLY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Love, Ivon

2010-02-03T16:53:00.024+08:00

I'm tired of staring at equations.

Back once again. Practiced some A/Maths Equations, something happened & that makes me cannot focus on anymore. ):
Somehow I can't seem to do anything right. Sighs.

I can't really write much this week since I'll be spending my time deciphering what these equations actually mean. Arghhhh.

Add maths are really going on my nerves.

Not even 5 minutes doing it I have already surrendered.

Who the hell invented Add Maths? -.-

Okay fine, just move on normally.
Today's Wednesday and tomorrow will be Thursday and tomorrow tomorrow will be Friday.
The day after Friday will be Saturday whereby I'm going to spend my whole day mugging.
Same goes for Sunday. Yeah, I'm a good organizer right, yeah :D

HAHAHAHAHA Just as I said, I can't seems to do anything right;
which means it's obvious that my mind is blank again.
Which also means I don't have anything nice to crap about.
As you have mentioned, the one who normally tends to make you smile, will usually end up to be someone who'll make you cry.
Blahs! CRAP CRAP CRAP. Cheer up! :D

OH SHIT. THIS SATURDAY IS SCHOOLDAY RIGHT? OMGWTFKANASAIPOPIAHFRENCHFRIES. WHY ARE THEY KEEP RUINING OUR SATURDAY? ARGHHH. F YOU SCHOOL.

So little time left, so much to do. So much to do with so little time left. *Repeat for zillion times*
The days when I was really studying; I hadn't felt stress.
Yet I'm feeling so tense up and pressurized when I'm not doing anything.
Weird, no? How good will it be if we have extra 24hours a day, (48hours/day)?

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Random :

CKC : Ivon, lu bo chiak pui ar? (you didn't eat rice?)

Me : HUHH? Of course wu lah. (Of course got lah.)

CKC : No difference pun.

Me : -.-

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

The sky was a beautiful blue today, like out of a painting.
It got me thinking of a quote about eagles and chickens.
They say chickens are so cowardly because they're always looking at the ground, but eagles look up and so they fly.
I guess when I look up at a sky like that,
it feels like I can do anything.

Yeah you can see I'm under a lot of pressure recently, just like some of you out there.

YES I'M CRAZY. ;)

Love, Ivon

2010-01-30T02:59:00.003+08:00

THE LONG SILENCE (...)

Or, in other words, "the complete lack of posts that is so unlike me".

My blog is neglected. Sorry, bloggie ;[

It’s just because this week was the WORST WEEK I ever had in my life.
I am exhausted physically and mentally. Homework, homework and homework.

OMG nearly forgot.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JULIA KUAN! ♥

She's SUPER DUPER smart and pretty!

I'm not exagerrating kay, EVERYONE knows that she ALWAYS got first place in whole form.

Wish I were as smart as you. :(

HAHAHA May god bless you. A million hugs & kisses for you! ♥♥

BAA BAA Nothing much to blog about. Yawn yawn. Notes:

My blog will remain unchanged for the next two weeks. Do not visit looking for something new. Thanks.

Love, Ivon

2010-01-25T18:03:00.026+08:00

I cut my hair. I cut my hair. I cut my hair.

Dull. Dullness. Extreme Dull.

I LOOK TOTALLY LIKE SHIT AND SHIT AND SHIT.

I admit that. You don't have to remind me for zillion times. :/
If you tell me to be optimistic, screw you!

MISS MY HAIR EFFIN FUCH. :(

TODAY. Chemistry lesson was boring. Muchos muchos boring.
At that point of time you'd be able to see what happens when boredom strikes. :D

Stage one : Begins to doodle and repeatedly write my blog links on the book.

Stage two : Shakes my mechanical pen to make pencemaran bunyi.

Stage three : Keeps combing my shitty hair to make it grow faster. (Li Teng's theory)

Stage four : Opens & shuts the window beside me.

Stage five : Tries to turn the pages using my mouth.

Stage six : Starts inspecting Shalini's bag and pencil box out of curiosity.

Stage seven : Tries to balance myself sitting with 1 leg (chair).

Stage eight : Sticks tissue paper on my forehead and acts like chinese pontianak.

Stage nine : Starts calling the person in front of me and kicking his
chair.

Stage ten : Tries to whistle but ended up with all saliva on my
chemistry book. Kidding! :P

Well, it's not that the teacher is boring,
it's just that the subject is boring. :/

Love, Ivon

2010-01-24T20:05:00.011+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

SHIREEN TAN ♥

She's pretty. She's tall. She's a blur kid. :P
May God grant you all your birthday wishes.
ILY babe! ♥

Kay, another week again, I don't know how to face it. FML.

SHIT I've been blogging negatively and thinking negatively.
That shouldn't be the way!
I'm going to be positive, because when I'm positive, I'm stronger.

So yes, this week, I'll be strong for every single reason there is.

BE STRONG, IVON TIEW!

Love, Ivon

2010-01-23T23:32:00.007+08:00

I had always wanted a room filled with clothes, bags, shoes and accessories.
Okay I lied, I haven't always wanted those. It was only this year.
I start going crazy over getting myself lots of nice clothes, shoess and necklaces.
And for the record, I SO WANT THAT DRESSING ROOM IN THE PICTURE (!)

FML.

Anyway I'm not in blogging mood. :/
That's because so many things are going on in my life right now.
It's really hard to describe,
I think the closest one that best describes now would be "uncertainty".

FML.

I've always followed my heart instead of my head.
I’ve always jumped, always took that leap of faith into the unknown, having no idea of what the outcome of my actions would be.
But now, now it’s so very clear.
I need to stop following my heart. I just need to stop, before I do anything at all. I need to stop and think about it, about what I am about to do.
I need to think about whether it is right or it is wrong.
Because when you follow your heart, you lose track of what’s right and what’s wrong and it tears you apart.
It's like you're down the same path again.

WTF am I crapping.

FML.

Today was a bad day for me that's why I'm blogging.

(fill in the space here with guilt and regret)

FML.

On the bright side! I ate a lot today. :D
Karipap, Fish Market, Egg tarts, Yam rice, Koay Teow soup, You Char Koey and others! :D
FML.

I will expand my vocabulary range & read books.
I will not let anything bother me for a while.
I will study everyday to get good results.
I will fulfill my new year resolutions.
I will cut down on computer usage.
I will stop procrastinating.
I will work harder.

Not everything is gonna be picture perfect. Things sometimes take time and have rough times to get through before you can get there but if you give up on things you want, everything you've gone through ends up being completely worthless.

Right.

Love, Ivon

2010-01-22T20:19:00.007+08:00

Oh God. I was so shocked to hear that he has passed away.
This idea never occured to me AT ALL.
To tell the truth, I haven't seen hide or hair of him for 8 years at least.
He was like a brother to me. He was so cheerful and happy-go-lucky person.

Why did he leave this world? I still can't accept the fact that he's gone. :(
He stuggled against cancer for 5 years and was struck down. :(

I HATE THIS WORLD.

Goodbye. May your soul rest in Heaven.

P/S : Please stop saying you believe me. You're pissing me off.

Love, Ivon

2010-01-16T15:28:00.020+08:00

A fantabulous birthday

My Dad's, I mean. :)

For yesterday, not really fantabulous. Just a dinner at house. :/
HAHAHAHA Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAAYYY! ♥

Went school this morning for gotong-royong.

Ivon and Wendy! :D

Ivon and Juliaaa! :D

Ivon and Shireennn!
Can you see the difference? ;)

Guessing games!

Guess which is which. Ivon, Wendy, Julia and Shireen. :D

P/S : Short post rocks ;)

Love, Ivon

2010-01-15T17:03:00.009+08:00

It’s hard to open your eyes if your dreams are too sweet,
but sometimes it’s a must to wake up
because it’s the only reasonable way to see reality.

Hello mighty blogger world! :D

Yeah, I'm back but just for a minute or so.
Well, I'm going tuition now so don't expect any new entries or updates on my oh-so-boring life.
I'll blog when I already cultivated my creative side :D (WTF does that mean?)

*Edited, 10:16pm*

Back. Spent almost 1 hour in the afternoon just now reading my Blog Archives;
all of them.
Of course, I did just simply browsed through some boring ones
& I realised that I've changed quite a lot in a year, as in really a lot.

Miss being young & free in the world.

I HATE YOU, SYAFIQA & FAIZ. :(
Because of you,
I lost my blogging bug/ no inspiration / lazy to edit stuff & blog.

P/S : I wish they could stay. Hopefully. :(

Love, Ivon

2010-01-12T18:59:00.011+08:00

Apologies for how delayed I've been in putting up my next post.
I can imagine you, dear reader, tapping impatiently at your keyboards and getting increasingly madder at how I've forsaken my blog.

Or not. Seriously, you guys have better things to do with your time. :)

Boring Thursday! I've been doing nothing but everything today. D:
School was fine laah. Oh anyway, new blogskin and I love my cbox's colour. ;P

Oh my crap. See the image up there? It's a Chinchilla.
& I want it (!) :/ It has the looks of Guinea Pig/Rabbit/Hamster and behaves like a tamed dog! (All in 1!)
Best is it never smells bad! (Including the faeces!)
Only thing is it's somehow nocturnal. :)

0123456789
Zero one two three four five ~~sex~~ six seven ~~egg~~ eight nine
~~Laksa~~ Kosong satu dua tiga empat lima enam tujuh lapan ~~sampatland~~ sembilan
I used to hate numbers, a lot.
But I've fell in love with it since 4years ago &
now I just want to be with it for maybe 2 years more.
I wish upon a star tonight that it'll love me back, too.
Add Maths, I will ♥ you if you ♥ me.

During Add Maths class, teacher asked who haven't paid for the book.
I waved my hand in air. And I'm the only girl who haven't paid.
I shouted out :"OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!" with sakai-expression,
the whole class burst out laughing. Even teacher did so.

HA. HA. HA. Duh what's so funny? People with no life. -.-

Love, Ivon

2010-01-10T13:54:00.010+08:00

Short post here. Got to go soon. :D

Huai Ling bought me a "magical towel" and some chocolates from ~~King~~ Hong Kong!
Thanks!

Taa daa! Magical Towel! :D

Love the earth ;)

Love, Ivon

2010-01-08T15:27:00.024+08:00

Well, the first week of the ~~year~~ hell life is gone. Now for the cheers.

No, I won't be blogging much craps today.
Because basically, there's totally nothing to talk about.
Except school stuff, which is a week-daily routine.

I become even stupider than I already used to be.

This was obviously no surprise.
Happily, I am not a danger to society and will be locked up quietly in school soon.
Soon being next Monday.
Seriously, school has been a pain lately. Like what the fcuk?

Of course, I know my blog is getting boring and emo.
I don't know what to do either.
Hate my blog! :/

Feeling of loneliness
It's not pleasant at all. :(

HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL

SCHOOL SUCKS SCHOOL SUCKS SCHOOL SUCKS SCHOOL SUCKS

Oh no, don't ever ask me to cheer up.
I'm tired of hearing the same thing over and over again.
Screw you!

Perhaps what I'm feeling are just little contradictions.
Don't care uh, *manage a smile*

Conversation with Heymraj. Read if you're bored.

P/S : I kept a chocolate bar for more than a year (!!)

Love, Ivon

Reality Sucks Sometimes

2010-01-05T15:50:00.014+08:00

Sometimes I just feel like escaping from reality;
taking a break for a few months at a place far away from home.
Without making empty promises and gaining extra stress and peer pressure from others.
~~Ohs &June's Holiday still a long way ahead. :/~~
Nah, maybe not. Year 2010 is progressing very fast. Maybe very slow. :(

Life; a big pile of shit that gets increasingly big by the bullshit that comes piling every single day.

I HATE SCHOOL EVEN MORE NOW.

I
am
sad.
vexed.
irritated.
pissed. off.
to say the least.

I mean seriously, WTF? How the hell did they arrange the classes?
ONCE I heard that I will spilt up with my friends, my heart sinkkkkkkkked. Oh boy did it sink.
I got no close friends in my current class. I'm ALONE. A-L-O-N-E.
Staying in this class is totally a nightmare.

Would life be different now?
Different classes, diffrent environment, different subjects, different teachers, different friends, different attitudes... Attitude.

I will now stop while I'm ahead or behind, beside, whatever... Just. Stop.

P/S : 這個世界病了 :(

Love, Ivon

2010-01-04T21:56:00.010+08:00

I Am Procrastinating

Or I was, at least.

I've been procrastinating since I was in primary school.
Maybe even since ~~kindergarten~~ I was born. And all I can say is it's one of the worst habits I have.

Maybe it's because I'm such a perfectionist.
I often freeze up when I think about how big the task I'm supposed to be doing is.
Thoughts like "How am I going to do this?" and "Oh gawd, this is so hard!" go through my brain like the marquee at a movie showing.
And so, I. Just. Stop.

Sucha FAILURE. :/

Ha on the bright side, I am recovering! :D
I've gotten into the habit of telling myself things that look overwhelmingly difficult to do aren't so bad in baby steps.
I've started finding for form 4 tuition about three hours ago.
I called and smsed my friends to get informations. Yes, so last minute. -.-

But like any recovering addict, I still occasionally slip up. Like now.
So anybody can intro chemistry and physic tuitions for me? :)

Argh. I HATE SCHOOL SOOOO MUCH.
First day of school today was hell. Let me migrate to other planets please. :(
I'm going to be real busy the rest of the day though,
so I thought I'd update my blog before the craziness starts.

Random picture of the day :

Melisa edited! ♥

So doggone tired that my eyes are starting to close by themselves.
BYEEEEEEEE!

Love, Ivon

2010-01-03T16:41:00.010+08:00

Oh yeah, just wanted to greet everyone an absolutely ROCKING NEW YEAR!

I don't know what I'm supposed to start posting about.
I'm just sitting here feeling the ill effects of not updating my blog and letting all the words pile up in my brain. :/
It's been hard to put enough thoughts together to actually make a readable blog post.
Haha, who am I kidding? I'm just LAZY. Mind the capital letters. Either I'm serious.
Or I feel the post looks a little BORING without any colors and accents.
I don't know which one I'm supposed to be.
Okay, I guess that's it for now.
I'll be quiet until I have something to say. ;)

*10 seconds later*

TAA-DAAAA! :D

Oh yes, I wanted to act lala. But fail. Or maybe pass ~~with flying colours.~~ :D
Shitty hair. Spooky eyes. Big cheek bones.

Zits on my face. Pimples and bruises on my nose.
HORRIBLE TERRIBLE VEGETABLE -.-

I better stop it or I will suicide now. -.-

Oh yeah. One of my new year resolutions is to use the computer much less than I normally do.
This was decided after calling to mind all the bug-eyed days and nights I spent in front of this blinking screen doing nothing (important).
I'm succeeding, actually. School is gonna reopen. Tuition everyday. Tons of homeworks.

Yes WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF.

Love, Ivon

2010-01-02T18:46:00.024+08:00

GOODBYE 2009, HELLO 2010!

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2010 :D

Okay since it's ~~1st~~ 2nd January '10 already, I figured I should do up a list of resolutions regardless of whether I will follow them or not. :P

1. STOP SLEEPING & PAY ATTETION IN CLASS

I'm kinda guilty of not paying attention in class (except for some lessons),
but I'm definitely gonna pay attention in every class from now on.
But Oh My God, Sec 4 is just going to be a killa (!!)
So YUPYUP. In order to not disappoint and let others and myself down,
NO WAY AM I NOT GOING TO PAY ATTENTION. :P

2. BE MORE HARDWORKING & FINISH ALL HOMEWORKS

This has been on my list for like, a zillion years already, but it never succeeded so.
It's still on :D *clapclap*

3. STOP THE PROCRASTINATION

I procrastinate for every single thing, and I really do mean everything.
Gawd I haven't registered for any tuitions!
Laziness has a BIG part to play in this, I'm even too lazy to on the tv. :/
This sucks BIG TIME, so I've gotta get rid of this @$#@$@# habit, and make good use of time :)
4. STOP WASTING SO MUCH MONEY ON FOOD
Wait! I think this resolution will succeed. Cause I got Anorexia. :D

4. WATCH NON-VIOLENT TELEVISION SHOWS.

I think I can't do it. I need to watch WWE. I love John Cena. I want to see John Cena. I love watching him to fight. I love it. I want it. I need it. I think I should change the resolution it to "WATCH WWE LIVE IN USA". :D

And for some others that does not require elaboration, I need to grow up,
accept the fact that the world does not revolve around me and that not everybody thinks the same way I do;
THEREFORE I should stop being so emo. I hate you. :P

Oh I spent new year's eve with Melisa and Wendy in Penang.
I think this was the first time I actually counted down with friends.

LOL quite an experience. :D
I don't have the pictures with me, so I'm not gonna blog about it. :)

I'm gonna remind myself I have left one more day to go back school. :(
I'm kinda looking forward to school even though I dread it still.
(Don't know wth I'm talking but yeah.)
HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL

HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOL

School lover please hand up! I will chop you into pieces and feed Melisa's dog. :P

Hahas and as to conclude 2009. Lets see.
This is a good year overall, I'm very x8962015743 happy with my PMR results. :D
Thanks to my awesome friends, I had a fun year with you all. :)

And to Samuel, hope you can adapt yourself in Johor soon and take care!

I know I say this for million times. I'm very chatter. -.-

So yeah! Hope all these resolutions will come true!
&
Please let this year be perfect and suck a little less please. :D

And yes, so looking forward to what this year may be!
But as we know, it'll all be over once again, in a blink of an eye.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

P/S : Correction, I don't like the show I mentioned in previous post. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-12-29T17:00:00.001+08:00

With my blog, that is.

You guys have all probably noticed how long I have been posting less often.
This post is going to be a little long; I've been gone a long time.
I don't know what to blog anywaaayyy. So random? :D

It's a beautiful Wednesday morning. The plan was to wake up with the sun, take a bath, go for jogging, eat breakfast and go out with mum. But hell, I woke up at 2pm. -.-

Maybe I'll write something crazy.
Something about peace for the beavers or a call for wider roads so that our horses can pass through without getting their bridles in a twist. Or wtf?

Last night, my bros and I watched this show.
They like it. I like it. We like it. :D

P/S : We don't watch Taiwanese show. Except this. :P
P/P/S : I know we're outdated. -.-

My dad might even like it (which is usually doubtful being the action man that he is) if he could sit still for four hours. :)

We're watching the last episode tonight. ;)

Oh I would like to share this!
We had supper while watching this show and slept at about 3 am or 4 am.
Wanna know what did we eat for supper? *glares*
Supper : maggi mee, eggs, prawns, curry, delicious garlic, saki-baki of dinner.
*Okays, so the food is prominently described, but bear with me.
That's the way I am; I'm fixated. :P*

Oh-em-gee. You know what?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is correct. A miracle has happened.

*drum rolls please*

I think I got Anorexia!
I don't feel like eating lunch.
But I NEED to eat breafast, tea time, dinner and supper.
Ist counted as Anorexia? WTF?

WTF. I'm so crappy.

Jesus is alive!
Okay, so he's alive everyday, but I couldn't help but add that.
It's always something to be happy about. :D

P/S : CRAP CRAP CRAP.

Love, Ivon

2009-12-27T22:24:00.001+08:00

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x]You have run into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (hahah the ox cart at cambodia!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. :P

TOTAL: 8

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 11

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 14

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL: 18

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. >.<

TOTAL: 25
Take your total,
Multiply by 4: 100

Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.
I AM 100% MENTALLY UNSTABLE LOL AMAZING IVON.

P/S : Maybe you don't get it. -.-

Love, Ivon

2009-12-26T23:05:00.003+08:00

There's nothing much to blog about tonight.
Things have stayed the same all throughout the day.
Lame lame lame.

I want to sleep. I want to sleep. I want to sleep.

Sometimes, I just want to die asleep.
The hungered silence, the inability to react, the serene atmosphere with my green walls and soft white pillows, the closed pale eyes, the dancing olive-green trees outside my window, the tiny pirouetting birds on my window sill, the bright glowing sun, the smell of the purest morning dew, the mist of the night's air, the muffled but forgiving cries.

Ahh so expressive. Change! :D

Oh I NEED to go out. I can't tahan staying at home anymore.

That is so menwtfkan. Anybody can go out without having transport problem?

Love, Ivon

2009-12-25T21:32:00.028+08:00

Firstly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS ♥
Secondly, wishing everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS & have a joyous celebration!

Gawd, it's been monkey years since I posted an entry here.
So, I'm not certain if people are still reading my so-called lame posts.
To cope with that, I'd better start typing anything that would make your stumbling-upon-my-blog worth the stumble. :)

Basically, my days were filled with non-stop daydreaming about ~~hawt guys~~ shopping.
Yes. It can be hinted that my days are boring and tragically and lame. -.-

On Christmas Day Eve, went to school with heart hammering on chest.
FYI, Form 3s will get PMR resutls on Christmas Day Eve.
Thought I was gonna cry pee poo fart puke jump when I get my results.
But who knows, I got 7As! ♥

You know, how scared I was the whole week! It's too undescribable for words.
But thank God most of us got good resutls :D

And so, I'm so going to state down my Christmas Wishlist;
Okay so well I need LOTS and LOTS of things.
Laptop. Webcam. Necklace. Earings. Dresses. Clothes. Skirts. Sneakers. Pumps & HAPPINESS!
Am not greedy right? :)

Heart this necklace! :)

Oh some interesting questions! :D

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve.

Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A. Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

To make this post a little bit decent and sensible,
I'd better entertain you with a Christmas quote I saw. :)

Ivon's sexy ass rocks your socks;
Ivon's sexy boobs rock christmas.

-Ivon Tiew

WTF. Kidding. This! *Points below*

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born
at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

-Christina Rosetti

P/S : But just like many people has said, SPM's result slip worth much more than PMR's one. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-12-14T22:26:00.082+08:00

BACK FROM SITIAWAN :)
I babysat my nephew and niece. And its tortured. D:
They treated me as a dog to be ordered in and out.

My niece! ♥ She is so adorable (!) ~~Kindly ignore my shitty expression :)~~

I'm her personal manicurist. :D

Her nailpolish(s) and I have ONE only instead. :/

My nephew's collection :
458 erasers, 53 mechanical pencils, 106 DVDs and 85 Ultraman's models.
Righttt. Ah-mazing (!) :D

Am on the waaaayyy! :D

My zombiness face. :S

Risking my life to carry my nephew. :/

Oh my nephew fought with a Malay girl in playground.
He yelled at the girl to get lost when the girl wanted to play on the swings.
He blustered and swaggered like a conquering hero.
And I dragged him away and kept apologising to the girl's mum.
*Bangs head against the wall* This is frigging embarrassing man.
That's why my new year resolutions is to never bring him to the playground again. -.-

Hahas I know you will say my legs are sexaaayy ;P

Don't ask what the heck was I doing. Randoms. -.-

I have more than 50 totally embarrassing & crazy & random photos with him.
Don't expect me to upload ALL. :P

We're having *coughs* *coughs*! :D

Oh Just wanna show off my ~~awesome~~ indian-ish nail polish :P

I was sleeping. Full stop. -.-

He likes to camwhore with stupid poses.

Goodbye, Sitiawan! :(

Nahs I never buy anything from there, am saving up for something big.
(No, I won't tell you what. :P)

Love, Ivon

2009-12-09T23:16:00.006+08:00

PRIVATE BLOG UPDATED!

It feels a little weird, having loads of things undone in mind

& yet doing nothing at all at the same time. WTF.
I'm lazy to a large extent. Ohwells, time's precious,

& it's not gonna pause for awhile to wait for me.
- To think I'm still typing all these craps. -.-

Melisa! says:
for next year let's change our style LOL!

Melisa! says:
we will become XIU NU

vonnnn ♥ says:
LALA
huh? whats that?

Melisa! says:
XIU NU lah apa lala
uhmm

vonnnn ♥ says:
girls yg lemag lembut? *lemah

Melisa! says:
锈奴
vonnnn ♥ says:
huh? what is that?

Melisa! says:
我忘记华语

vonnnn ♥ says:
修女？

Melisa! says:
YES eh wait

vonnnn ♥ says:
thats nun -.-

Melisa! says:
修女 IS NUN
LOL!
i meant..uhh LADYLIKE

vonnnn ♥ says:
uhm uhm
秀女?

Melisa! says:
YES -.- WTF

We should go back to kindergarten and learn chinese :)

P/S : For Mr. Samuel Ivan Sim, have a safe & fun trip! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-12-08T21:09:00.009+08:00

HELLO STARRY DECEMBER NIGHT!

HELLO DECEMBER FULL MOON AND SHINING SHIMMERY STARS!

HELLO CHRISTMAS TREES AND RED&GREEN COLOURED THINGIES!

HELLO BLINKING, WINKING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!

HELLO SILENT NIGHTs, SLEIGH BELLS, AND FROSTY THE SNOWMANs!

HELLO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS WRAPPED WITH LOVE AND LOTS!

HELLO GINGERBREAD COOKIES AND CARAMEL-COATED TRUFFLES!

HELLO PEPPERMINT MOCHA AND TOFFEE NUT LATTE!

HELLO DECEMBER NOT-SO-SIZZLING MORNING SUN!

HELLO COLD BREEZY CHRISTMAS MORNING!

Christmas is coming! Ho Ho Ho :D

Before my battery runs out, I want to say how happy I am ~~to spam her cbox~~.

P/S : WTF. PMR results. D:

Love, Ivon

2009-12-07T21:51:00.003+08:00

When a person is uninspired,
what should one do?

Well, inspired him/her, of course!
=__________=

Lame.

Shit. If this goes on, my blog will rot.
and I my as well follow Caryn and bury my blog in dirt and
put a tombstone for it.
Kidding.

I have nothing much to blog about.
Woke up at 12pm today. Yawns
Lalas and prawns for brunch. Yawns.
Played the piano. Yawns.
Ate apples. Yawns.
And now online! :D

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Wendy is asking me doofus questions.
*roll eyes*

Yawns.

I think that's it for today.

P/s: Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become real. :)

Love, ~~Wendy~~ Ivon

2009-12-06T22:53:00.025+08:00

WISH-LIST

A very summarized list of what I currently want,

arranged in order of how much I really do NEED them. :)

Straight As in PMR (!!!)
MONEY MONEY MONEY (!!)
Ipod Touch, webcam, laptop
Watch WWE live and meet John Cena
Get to play Bumble Bee and Ballade Pour Adeline

Oh screw it. I don't think I'm asking for too much. Am I? :)

Okay, maybe some requires generous sponsors, who,

if are really very generous, can get me a DSLR too. ;D

Anyway, lets hope/wish/pray, or rather I HOPE/WISH/PRAY,

they will come true soon. :D

My main aim tonight is to sleep earlier so I get to eat nasi lemak tomorrow,

AND GO OFF TO DREAM ABOUT MY JOHN CENA! :D

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Girl, no beach for you. :)

P/S : 我是华人！我会写华语！晚安地球人！

Love, Ivon

2009-12-04T21:37:00.038+08:00

Alright, note this:
My blog is kinda boring and totally outdated.

Even myself don't feel like checking out my blog -.-

Holidays is all I ever wanted when I am having my hectic school life.
And yes, finally holidays started but I feel so holy crap, it's boring to me.
I HAD so many plans before holidays.

1. Stay over at cousin's house.
2. Go Genting Highlands with friends.
3. Movie marathon.
4. Exercise everyday to get ~~6 packs~~ taller.
5. Learn swimming.
6. Girls outing.

Hahas went Sunwaaayyyy with sexies babes yesterday.

P/S : I feel like staying at home, not going anywhere. -.-

Love, Ivon

2009-12-01T22:12:00.022+08:00

Task #1: New blogskins/ Will change tomorrow?
Task #2: Register for f4 tuitions(!) / I'm still procrastinating :X
Task #3: Dream. / Uhhs, I have no idea, yet.

November is ~~ending~~ ended. The holidays are going to over soon.

End-Of-Year's nearing.

NOOOO I don't wanna take PMR results. I don't wanna go form 4 :(((((

Grr, I have nothing interesting to blog about now. Yawns.

Today, no proper meals. Yawns.

Nasi Lemak for breakfast-lunch. Yawns

A bunch of banana and 3 apples for tea time. Yawns.

Porridge and an apple for dinner. Yawns.

Maggi mee and a tin of 100 plus for supper. Yawns.

Hahas Jing had ~~begged~~ asked me to 'promote' her blog. Yawns.

So here's the link;

http://jing-lee.blogspot.com/

Oh yeah. She types in Chinese. :) Yawns.

P/S : My ❤'s feeling a little weird now, sour and sweet? Yawns.

P/P/S : YES YAWNS.

Love, Ivon

2009-11-29T22:25:00.004+08:00

Because

I WANT

TO BE HAPPY.

2009-11-27T17:39:00.003+08:00

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Boy, I love that sentence :) I'm not horny or whatever shit, I just find it cool. :D

Gahhh did almost nothing today (or rather yesterday), this and thats.

Supposed to go catch a movie with the family but then,

that Dad always give me lousy excuses. =__=

I have created a private blog to entertain myself there.

HAHAHAHA I like my private blog. ;)

Sorry, nobody is invited. Its too SECRET. :D

Love, Ivon

2009-11-26T15:06:00.007+08:00

Sometimes I wonder:

"How does your real good friend had been treating you? Does he or she really fully understanding you? Is he or she really there when you needed them?"

Well, I doubt that no one would fully understands someone.

"Never fully trust or rely on someone because your "so-called good friend" might be your biggest enemy. Your good friend tends to think that he or she understands you so well, he or she knows every dirty little secret of you."

In fact, your good friend is only know partly of you.

Ask yourself:

"Why'd I share so much with you, but ended up, what I get?"

"A smile or a lie?"

Both perhaps, your good friend can always fake you a smile, that is already a biggest lie to you.

Losing a good friend has no big deal to anyone. God has meant everything when It creates you, it just depends on how you face it. Do not ask yourself why you are good enough but people around you still leave you one by one. I believe there must be something wrong, either you or them. Instead, you should prepare yourself because there will be a better one comes to you.

Always remember:

"Never blame yourself, because you're unique."

- People make use of people, this world has this ugly side. But think positively, why people make use of you?
"Because you worth it, because you're great."

P/s: Finals has end, let's cheers :D

P/P/S : This post is specially to someone. =__=

Love, Ivon

2009-11-25T15:45:00.023+08:00

Ohmigod like things are soooooooo crazy!

I spent the entire day today doing nothing but staring blankly at screen,

I'm so not a tv person & I hate ~~sitting at the couch~~ lying on sofa just watching lame shows which are supposed to be entertaining but not.

I need movies! D:

And I super need $$$ ~~to buy these useless stuffs!~~

Look at these bags. They are so frigging awesome. @@

Coach Bonnie Jeweled Canvas Extra Large Tote Bag 13456.

This is about RM2500 cause it is a limited edition!

Coach Bonnie Cashin Tote Bag for RM880

I wish I were rich. :X

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

1. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people are like that.)

2. Starfish don't have brains.

(I KNOW some people are like that too =__=)

3. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at school?)

6. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(Kenvyn, I told you! :P>

7. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow

(certain people can eh!)

8. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

(Does Obama wear glasses?)

9. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

10. I know most of you are trying to lick your elbow now. HAHAHAHAA :P

Love, Ivon

2009-11-24T20:10:00.015+08:00

When isomnia kicks in. D:

I'm not sure how many people were affected by this temporary illness,

but I got so frustrated being unable to sleep. WTF.

Nowadays I turn in night beofre 12am, and I flip around on the bed all night till 3:30am

Yes, proud that I have such great patience.

*Inhales deep air, breathes in & out*

Hey you know what?

HOLIDAYS SUCK BIG TIME.

Yawn yawn. Yeah I sound a bit dead now.

Oh this video! Can't stop laughing. :D :D :D

Love, Ivon

2009-11-22T16:15:00.028+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ♥

I'm 15!

Whoopee! Million thanks for those who've remembered my birthday.

As well as those passerbys and unknowns. :D

Received some sms(s) that wished me HAPPY BIRTHDAY from unknown numbers.

Whoever you are, thank you. Hope you're reading this. :)

Oh and thanks for the presents! :D

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG

Because - WABBY DABBY DOO- it is!

Wendy and Melisa made it for me. What a l♥vely surprise!

I appreciate the sentiment. I think they spent ~~hours~~ days to make it.

This is so OMG. I love you babes ♥

Uhhs my mind suddenly flashed back to my 14th birthday.

Guess what?

My foot skidded on the wet floor and I fell heavily.

WTF. YEAH RIGHT. Stop laughing. Its painful (!!)

The bad fall put my leg out of joint and I was out of action for 2 months.

BLACK BIRTHDAY :(

*Continued on 23 Nov 09, 9:03pm*

Celebrated it officially on 23rd Nov with dearest family!

Yes, my amazing cake. No.

HAHAHAHAHA Its delicious! YUMMY :))

Birthday wish : SECRET (!) :P

ONCE AGAIN, here's a heartful THANK YOU to everyone

I really really really appreciate it- and all of you :) ALL. OF. YOU.

Love, Ivon

2009-11-21T22:39:00.025+08:00

Do you know how it feels like to sit in front of computer for quite a while,

staring at the blogger "new post" page and not knowing what to type at all?

Have you tried typing a few lines,

then stop while thinking how to continue and end up deleting everything?

Yawn. Have a deal with Wendy so I MUST blog today. :x

Quite boring this time round but at least my brain is functioning well. :)

Today was dot-dot-dot. Came out from bathroom.

As soon as I opened the door, the door fell in and nearly hit my head.

WTF. I have told my parents about this door long time ago.

And they have done nothing! Zilch. A big fat zero.

As I have always suspected, adults are not to be trusted.

Put simply: they just don't care enough.

So ~~I'll~~ we'll bath without door. GREAT.

Love, Ivon

2009-11-20T22:24:00.009+08:00

Play 'Chor Tai Tee' with my brothers everyday.

Yawn. Yawn. Muchos muchos boring.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

You don't eat chickens?!
Argh. Of course I DO. But not often.

Chickens who were forced to live stunted, painful lives cooped up in tiny boxes,

chickens who never saw daylight or touched blade of grass or felt the sun on their feather,

chickens whose young live were tragically cut short.

Uhs, fine, cut it short :

SAYS NO TO KFC! ;D

P/S : WOOTS pbsm dinner on 19 December! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-11-20T21:07:00.009+08:00

PMR results are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worrying that I cannot contemplate them without goose pimples on my ~~ASS~~ FEET!

I am saving my biggest worries about this until Christmas is over in case I spontaneously combust. :)

Overactive imagination, remember? :)

Tsk, I hate my neighbour (!)

Early in the morning and lately in night wake me up with his

totallycompletelyrelentlesslydisgustinglyatroclouslymindnumbinglystunningly noisy singing.

Plus,

He. Sings. Jay. Chou's. Songs.

ARGGGHHH. Me h-a-t-e Jay Chou!

His singing jars my nerves and everywhere! WTF.

Imagine how I face it when I was studying for PMR.

Random picture :)

Mood : Bored like crap. No worse than that.

P/S : Sorry if you're Jay Chou's fans.

Love, Ivon

2009-11-19T21:08:00.007+08:00

MENSTRUATION

I used to think it very sexist that this wasn't called womenstruation,

but have discovered it comes from the Latin word "Mensis", meaning month. Very humbling.

If I had gone to a posh school I would probably have known this a long time ago.

Yes random. :)

You know, my imagination is often referred to as overactive.

As in, Ivon would do well in Science if only she could rein her overactive imagination

I'm getting real-oh-boring. Yawn, yawn.

Love, Ivon

2009-11-19T19:18:00.054+08:00

*Heaves a sigh of out-of-breath relief*

I had a very hard time uploading the pictures you know.
There was something wrong with my USB wire :/ Was really pissed off a moment ago.

HEYY Let's see! I've been on hiatus since 22 october!

Woots. 3 weeks and 6 days (!) , miss(ed) me? Guess not :X

Okays cut the word short : you may not read this post.

As it's all about 3 weeks and 6 days/comments/whatever.

So it'll be very boring. Just for memories sake kay? :)

Oh wells, since everything is okay now, I shall start blogging from uhs, let's say, Saturday?

31/10/09, Saturday - 1/11/09, Sunday

Went hatyai. :D

3/11/09, Tuesday

Heavy rain. On the way to nearby shop,
my umbrella flew away while I was reaching the sheltered areas. WTF D:

Then whole body from cleanly dried became soaked, unlucky can?

Ohs, the umbrella is spoiled. :X

5/11/09, Thursday

Went Wendy's house. :)

P/S : Will continue this post tomorrow.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-28T15:45:00.058+08:00

HALLELUJAH!
In Wendy's house. :)
I'm blogging now. I'M BLOGGING NOW.
Couldn't believe! I didn't online for 6 days. 6 DAYS.
Nobody can imagine what staggering pain I suffered in those days.
*Sobs like shit* Oh whatever. I'M VERY HAPPY RIGHT NOW. :D

THANKS MELISA for hacking in my account.
Hahas I gave her my password and ~~begged~~ asked her to update my blog. :)
Oh yea. The guessing game's answer is C.
Yes. I'm LALA now. No. Since always. :)
Wanna see my pink-with-glittery-cursors-and-the-header-says-" GIRLZ RULEZ!"-blog?
Here it is. Click HERE. :)

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

22/10/09, Thursday
Couldn't start my computer. Black mode with a cursor.
My computer just dinged when I pressed the keys. WTF.
MY.COMPUTER.IS.DEAD.
Moped about in house all day. BOO-RINGGG! :S

23/10/09, Friday
I CAN'T SURVIVE. I'M GONNA DIE.
I WAS SORELY VEXED. D:
Computer was sent to repair. I just have to learn to live without computer. :(
WTF. I was asked to stump up for the repair.
Like hell I'm going to pay them RM50. :P

24/10/09, Saturday
Summary :
Went to school in morning. To get co-curriculum marks.
Got 82% for PBSM! WHEEEEE :D
*Coughs* Don't show off, Ivon.
Thingamajig's birthday today. Um. Lemme think.
*Taps fingers* *Looks at ceiling*
Oh wait a second. I remembered! :D

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY TO ANG EU GENE! ♥

27/10/09, Tuesday
Back from school. I thought my computer had come back.
BUT, hell NO! *bangs head against the wall*
Sheesh. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
The stupid computer guy said there was something wrong in CPU.
So he needs 2 WEEKS to repair it.

2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS!

I was badly jarred by the news. This is so menWTFkan.

My. Computer. Is. OFFICIALLY. Dead.
Uh. Not really. It just has some flu. Not H1N1. :)

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Oh fine. Wheee! In Wendy's house now. :D
They are watching 'Orphan' in living room. Horror movie!!!
They shouted so loudly that the whole neighbourhood could hear them.
HAHAHAHA I stopped my ears but still heard their cried out. LOL.
Hahas. I'm just too bombastic. :D
Okays. I did watch a bit. A BIT. :D
I was so scared my heart was hammering in my chest.
PHEW I'm finally safe! I'm SAFE! Heaven to be praised! :D

I'm looking forward to weekend! :D

P/S : I crap so much cause I can't online for 2 WEEKS.

Love, Ivon

It's fun hacking in!

2009-10-22T20:52:00.003+08:00

HELLO! Melisa here!
*evil laugh*
I've now officially taken over Ivon's blog

Let's play a guessing game!

A.) Ivon was kidnapped by me and sold to a Bangladesh company for RM 75.99

B.) She was chosen by aliens as an experiment which did not go too well
(she turned into one of them)

C.) She turned into a lala. And went and created a new lala blog. All pink with glittery cursors. And the header says " GIRLZ RULEZ!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm so amusing! *adds discreetly 'in my dreams'*

Her computer died actually. And she was accused of killing it
Hence, her disappearance. (Wow! Did I just use the word 'hence' while blogging?)
Anyways, she said not to worry.
♥ She'll be back soon :)

And we've both added this to our Wishlist

Everyone would get along and be happy together

(I know, how sweet of us)

TATAS NOW!!
Gonna update my own blog :)

2009-10-21T20:11:00.022+08:00

Notes to everyone:

1. Nope I've made a decision(!)

I'm not going to close down my blog.

As long as I feel that blogging is a way of ~~reducing stress~~ crapping and I enjoy it,

I'll be happy enough :D

2. Ignore the first note. :)

Going hiatus soon. But only for 2 days. :D

3. I have registered for Penang Bridge Marathon!

My maths teacher doesn't really know Maths.

YES. Cause she doesn't know RM20+RM10=RM30.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

BOBOBOBOBO-~~TOX~~RINGGG!

This is hilarious! *points*

But maybe you don't feel it is hilarious.

Sms-ing with Seng Hooi :

Seng Hooi :

Hey ivon? Seng hooi here..

Me :

HEYY :D :D wrong no. Im not ivon. Im GAY!

Seng Hooi :

Huh? Seriously?

Me :

Im GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! Are you GAY too?

-No reply-

Seng Hooi :

No... I'm normal.. Swt'

Me :

HEY seng hooi! Im ivon lah. Just kidding :D :D

Seng Hooi :

Lol.. If i really meet a gay, i don't know what will happen to me.. Haha

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Lame! Lame! Lame!

P/S : Hokkaido Chocolates are Satisfying craves ♥

Love, Ivon

2009-10-21T17:55:00.035+08:00

Today's main character : Collin Yeo :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

COLLIN YEO CHU YUAN!

I thought he was quiet and nerdy but hell NO. :P

Uhh. How did I know him? Lemme think.

..........

.............

................
Oh yeah! I remembered! :D

I think secara accidentally. Don't know. Forgotten. :D

Hey Collin! Don't call me AHMA ~~even though I am! :P~~

VON! ♥ says :
HEY-PY BIRTHDAY! :D

Ollioo says:
thanks ahma ~

VON! ♥ says :
WHAT AHMAA?!

Ollioo says :

LOL

u forgetful maa

----- ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ -----

Let your brain work with these riddles :

1. What Question can you never Answer?

Hint: Something you've not experienced.

What's it like to be dead?

2. What word can be written forward/backward/upside down, &still can be read from left-right?Hint: Lunch time.

NOON

3. I'm as large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?

Hint: Don't think too hard on this.

Castle's Shadow.

Interesting? :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-21T15:32:00.025+08:00

One word to best describe my mood right now: HIGH :D

10 days ; 32 days

WHEEE Looking forward! :D

Found a link from my friend's blog which leads to a very interesting personality test. :D

Some are amazingly interesting and true. Uhh. Not really.

From Quizbox.com Feel free to try them out. :)

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

Your views on education:

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-20T19:07:00.004+08:00

Feeling lethargic.

Going on Hiatus, very soon.

BYEEEEEE :))))

Love, Ivon

2009-10-20T16:44:00.034+08:00

Some kind of wannabe; oh I don't like you.

Should I close down my blog or something?

Maybe I should just create a private blog and entertain myself there everyday.

It's like this public blog's very dull and lame &

nobody's reading it, so I think I should. :S

Gahhh did almost nothing today, this and thats.
BOORRINGGGGG!

In a sharing mood (: *Points below*

76 words

Duh so slow. =.=

This thing reminds me of my Primary school Computer lesson. :)

I remembered we always played this typing game, fun okays. :D

Hahas, go try it anyway. Tell me your score! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-20T16:04:00.023+08:00

HEYY today is someone's birthday. Guess who?

HAHAHAHA. You guys know. Its KWAN WENDY! ♥

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY!!! ♥♥♥

Stay your craziness always! :D

ILY! ♥♥♥

Love, Ivon

2009-10-20T15:01:00.012+08:00

Mood : Bored & sleepy

Too sleepy to blog. *yawns a zillion times*

Moodswings, probably due to lack of sleep.

I don't know what the hell am I thinking now,

many things are flashing through the back of my mind,

I think I need more than 10 hours of sleep.

P/S : Addicted to chocolates. :))))

Love, Ivon

2009-10-20T14:35:00.011+08:00

Listening to : Nobody by Wonder Girls

Grr. No Interesting topics.

Hate it when people keep asking why to many questions, as in, simple questions.

Like some retarded, like eg.

When I'm blogging also ask why, when I'm talking to friends also ask why,

when I'm having dinner also ask why, when I'm reading book also ask why.

Like wtf, worst is when I'm charging my cellphone also ask why! =.=

Why do you charge your cellphone?

When your battery's going flat, that's why.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm even bothered.

Ahh okays. Don't ask me WHY I'm blogging this.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-19T16:51:00.001+08:00

Like hello earthlings! :D

I don't know how to express this feeling. I'M IN LOVE!

Nahnah relax, I'm in love with my neat & tidy room! :)

Spent the whole morning tidying up my room, without anyone's order.

HAHAHAHAHA. SEE Imma good girl. :)

You'll know how this sense of satisfaction feels like when you have a complete make over on something.

After cleaning some (Before that was even worse) :

To this! [Tidied/Wiped/Arranged] Yups. :)

Heyy!

It wasn't easy okay, have to know what to throw and what not to throw.

I've also filed all my worksheets together already. WOO!

I found some old diaries while tyding.

Read through most of the other diaries;

Very retarded and yet funny at the same time,

I was laughing my ass out while reading all these 'dailies'.

Hahah, didn't expect myself to change so much. Ohwells. :)

Achievement of today : Room is cleaned up :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-19T16:20:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Tonight by FM Static

(Inserts millions of exclaimation marks)

My brain was malfunctioning awhile ago, okay, it's normal now. :O

~~That happens after sitting the spinner.~~

Hence my mood for blogging about the day is back again :D

Joke about the Prohibiteds:

A woman walks into an orchard, she sees a lovely pool.

It was a very hot day, so she decided to go for a swim.

She started undressing, just when she was about to go into the
water;

a man who has been hiding behind a tree all along shouted,
"Wait, swimming is prohibited here!" The woman replies, "Why didn't you tell me
earlier?"

The man says, "Swimming is prohibited, but undressing is
not."

COOL. :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-19T16:11:00.001+08:00

Do you know...

#1. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. (Some type of lung disease or something? Wikipedia! :D)

#2. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (Tsk, I have squinty eyes since I was born :/ SHIT.)

#3. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (!)

#4. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Oh heck =.=)

#5. A snail can sleep for three years. (Gasps!)

#6. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

#7. A cat's urine glows under a black light. (!)

#8. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

#9. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Lastly,
#10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

~~I'm going to sleep after this post. :D~~

Love, Ivon

2009-10-19T15:18:00.000+08:00

HEYY wanna know a secret? :D

I'll tell you if you pay me 10 bucks. -Silence-
Oh alright, 5 bucks. -No replies-
Last option, 2 bucks(!) -Still no replies-

Fine fine I'm very eager to tell you all. So free-of-charge! :D

The secret is (...) Drumrolls please*

I'm very hungry :X (That's the secret.)

Yes yes, super hungry; starving to death already. D:

I'm currently craving for Maggi Mee & Biscuit/Biscuit & Maggi Mee

Or Laksa/Tomyam.

I don't really have a sweet tooth today, HAHAHAHA :D

Just as random. :) *Points below*

SEE Fasihah's gangsta look. :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-19T15:04:00.000+08:00

(Inserts millions of smiley faces) Hohos, I'm happy! :D

Though I don't really remember what actually caused me to be smiling all the way. :)

Oh, one of the reason why I'm happy is because today is my bro's birthday!

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!

But what a pity he can't celebrate his birthday with his friends.

He has to stay at home and study like mad. :D

ANYWAYYYYYY. Woah.

From today onwards, you can walk boldly into the cinema to watch a M18 show.

YOU'RE 18!

No more sneaking around and only going to watch a movie at 1am just to avoid the check.

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-17T23:12:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Home by Westlife

Shake shake my ass ass

Show show my thong thong

Do do my thing thing

Ain't nothing wrong? Ain't nothing wrong?

SEXXAAAYYY ASSSSSSS

*Coughs* I mean Wendy. :P

WOOTS. It is 11.52 pm now. *Yawns a thousand times*

My brain has started complaining. :S

My eyes are 3/4 closing already. Which means I'm falling asleep.

Which means, I'll be snoring infront of my comuter soon?

Nah, I won't. :D

Oh yea. Penang Bridge Marathon!

WOOOOOO! :D

I'm going! Can't wait for it. HAHAHAHAHA.

But I haven't registered. LOL.

HEYY Lookie the shirt. So PINKISH =.=

P/S : Something. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-17T22:46:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Beautiful Dirty Rich by Lady Gaga

HEYY look!

Some 'shitty' pictures :)

Stole from Melisa's facebook. :)

SHIT. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD

Did you notice that I like to say "OH SHIT"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cause Imma KING SHIT! :D

Everybody has his/her own sh!t,

and some people's shit are bigger or smaller than the others.

Just let it all out, and the pain should be gone soon.

There's always constipation though, but sooner or later, the shit will be gone. :D

P/S : I know this post is EEEEWWWWWW! :S

Love, Ivon

2009-10-17T15:32:00.001+08:00

Listening to : Unknown Tamil song

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!

I'm happy :)

In Vausi's house now. :)

Invited by Shakty and Vausi to go their houses.

I was gratified by their invitation. THANKS. :D

In Shakty's house :

Shakty and her sister!

Ivon and her sister!

Ivon and Shakty! :)

In Vausi's house :

Ivon and Vausi! :)

Vausi's playing laptop!

I ate a lot today. :D

WOOOOO DELICIOUS *thumbs up*

~~Psst I finished all the kuih-muih that supposed to serve the guests.~~

P/S : Thanks to Hidayah for uploading photos. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-16T18:40:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson

WHEEEEE at last I have done editing Faiz's blog.

HEYY link him! :D

I just posted 2 posts today. :)

Short post. BYEEEEEEE!

Oh yea. Before that

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!

Love, Ivon

2009-10-16T15:38:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade

WHOOOAAAAAAAA!

I'M FEELING HIGHHHHHHHH! :D :D :D

I don't know why, BUT JUST HIGHHHH!

MY. BLOG. SUCKS. :)

Today is Faiz Zuki's birthday!

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY!

LEMBAP! You rock. HAPPY ALWAYS. :)

HAHAHAHAHA. You may skip this part. :D

Drawing!

Cutting!

Glue-ing!

Drawing circles!

Colouring!

Cover of the card. :)

I spent hours doing this birthday card,
but there isn't much to show for all my efforts.

Conclusion : I'm NOT SATISFIED with my works. =.=

Well. I know it's lame. HAHAHAHA.

P/S : Credits to Jing for uploading these photos. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T22:32:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Don't Trust Me by 3oh3

Oh shit. What is happening?

My head id overwhelmed. My brain is totally blank now! D:

CRAP-PING!

VON! ♥ says:
whatcha doing?

Melisa! says:
fb stalking
nthg else to do

VON! ♥ says:
HAHAHAHA
blogging!

Melisa! says:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
AGAIN??
LOL
need to handcuff you to stop you from blogging
i think it's a disease

VON! ♥ says:
HAAHHAAHAHAHA

I know my blog is getting emo and emo-er.

I might delete the posts one day.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I needa go school tomorrow. To return text books. GAWD.

HEAVY. D:

TILL NEXT TIME! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T22:06:00.001+08:00

Listening to : Circus by Britney Spears

Hello life.

I love and hate you at the same time.

When you are ever so kind to bring a minimal amount of happiness in here, you never fail to inject some stress and unhappiness in too, that pulls the once happy soul back down to where it was.

I'm NOT unhappy with my life.

I've got everything I asked for,

things have been generally smooth sailing (yet not exactly, but whatever),

I've wonderful friends, I've got parents who dote on me,

but WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT?

P/S : EMO post?

P/P/S : If you think emo messages are bullshit and it's all hypocrisy, kindly press the cross at the top right hand corner of this page.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T21:41:00.001+08:00

Listening to : My bro's singing =.=

I'VE FINALLY GOT INSPIRATION TO BLOG!

Do you know what is it?

NO YOU DON'T! HAHAHAHAHA :D

I don't know too. WTF.

Random picture! *Points below*

Ivon Anis Melisa! :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA You've no idea! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T21:28:00.000+08:00

I feel like blogging, and therefore I shall. Okay here goes.

Shit. I don't know what to blog about.

Just that life is really pointless now.

So the websites I frequent are dead, I am in no mood to watch any drama serials.

There's absolutely nothing in my brain but I am not tired and I do not feel like sleeping.

I have the sudden temptation to go and mug.

Tell me I'm crazy. Yes I'm.

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DUDE I'm really feeling empty.

Just plain empty. No emotions. No mood. No nothing.

My shit.

LALALA I'm obviously high now, for some unknown reason.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T20:37:00.001+08:00

LIFE & SCHOOL ARE GREAT

School wouldn't be all that sucky if there were not so much requirements and targets we would have to meet right?

Why can't school just be a NICE place for learning, where all of us go there with the heart to learn new stuff?

No seriously, and yes I'm stating this for real.

P/S : I know this post is kinda EMO. But first time right? :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T18:35:00.000+08:00

Dear Brain,

In case you wish to sleep, please start complaining else I'm not planning on stopping online.

I don't want to waste time waiting for you to go into sleep mode. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-15T18:03:00.000+08:00

Listening to : You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson

You are not alone

for I am here with you

thought you're far away

I am here to stay

You are not alone

for I am here with you

thought we're far apart

you're always in my heart

you re not alone

I get ~~emo~~ depress whenever I hear this song.

My tears will shoot from my eyes. WHAT?

I'M SENTIMENTALIST KAY (!!!)

OKAY. Whadeva.

I just can't believe I wasted so much time and effort on PMR.

Bullshit to answer the shit (Science paper 2) = a lot of shit and possibly very shitty result.

But never mind (!!!) No more PMR for the rest of my life! ~~SPM?~~

Jesus please please PUH-LEASE bless me. I'd be happy if I got 7As. :)

- ~~random~~ crazy rambling :) -

P/S : I regard writing this as a waste of time cause PMR is already over.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-14T18:59:00.001+08:00

WHEEEEE I'm not going to school tomorrow!

HAHAHAHAHA.

I like my blog's header. :) *Points up*

Gotta go! BYEEEEEEEEEE :)))))

Love, Ivon

2009-10-14T15:46:00.000+08:00

Listening to : About A Girl

Pictures :

In toilet!

JAY CHOU SUCKS!

Sorry if you like him. :)))))

EEEWWWWW. Melisa's idea. :D

Ivon Carol Syafiqa! <3

Syafiqa and Ivon! :))))

WOOTS! :D

WOOOOOOOOO! :D

Peace!

WHEEE! Li Teng rocks! :D

Shireen and Ivon! :)))

Ivon and Loges! :)

Ivon and Li Teng! :)))

Ivon and Meesha! :)

Her eyes are DAMN BIGGGG.

Fara and Ivon! :)

Ivon and Wendy!

~~Ignore the pink colour people behind us :D~~

Melisa Shireen Ivon Li Teng! :D

Li Teng and Nadhirah!

Ivon Anis Melisa! :D

Carol's sleeping. :)

Anis's sleeping too! :D

Eating maggi mee. LOL.

WEIRDO! xD

Apple IPhone! ~~MINE!~~

I'm playing! :D

P/S : I wish I had Iphone. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T18:43:00.001+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAH. Enjoy! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T18:38:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

Love is the radical of lovely, loveliness, and loving. ♥

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T17:27:00.000+08:00

Listening to : I Like It Rough by Lady Gaga

Reflection! :D

He is really dead to shame.

I feel like punching him.

*Coughs* But I'm in a good mood today. :))))

So I'll let it ride this time and blog about this fellow next time. :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T15:37:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Save You by Simple Plan

Woots! Stole it from her facebook. :D

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

to CARYN YEO

Your blog, ROCK :)

Good luck and ~~happy~~ crazy always! :)))))

P/s :

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T15:12:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Drowning by Backstreet Boys

Why Malaysia never celebrate Halloween day?

P/S : I wish my grass was EMO then it would cut itself. :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T15:01:00.000+08:00

HELLO FREEDOM! How time flies! :D

Come on, enjoy yourself, let yourself go! :D :D :D

Pre-PMR!

Freak out!

HAHAHAHA :D

After PMR! :D

WHEEEEEEE

No more PMRRRRR! :D :D :D :D

HAHAHAHAH. As memory :D

PMR - Tinggal -7 hari

Vausi and Ivon :)))

~~Ignore my stupid hair~~

Samuel! :D

Ferris and Shireen :)

Let's sing to our heart's content!

I can't live, if living is without you

I can't live, I can't give anymore

P/S : Will get more pictures from Mel. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-13T13:28:00.000+08:00

Went crazy yesterday and smashed my room up.

Threw ~~handphone~~ pillows, chairs, basket, books, bags and bottles to the door.

Yelled at my brothers. Kicked the door.

Hit the windows. Thumped the table violently.

Just too FREAK OUT! WTF.

Love, Ivon

2009-10-10T15:00:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Without You -Mariah Carey

I can't live, If living is without you

I can't live, I can't give anymore

I can't live, If living is wihout you

I can't live, I can't give anymore

Wendy grew weary of listening to my singing. HAHAHAHAA.

I'll sing or ~~slashes my wrists~~ bangs head against the wall when I'm freak out.

WTF. I think I can't get A in Science. That was a stiff examination!

I'm so depressed I feel like doing myself in.

WHEEEE The sky this morning was a mosaic of blue and white.

*Inhales and exhales*

The day cheered my by the loveliness of its sunshine and the balminess of the air.

~~HEYY You woke up at 10a.m this morning!~~

WOOOOOOO :D *Points below*

We're ROCK. :)

Psst lookie Kenvyn :D

Love, Ivon

2009-10-09T17:43:00.000+08:00

Tale-racter camp :

I don't like to take photos in toilet.

But this toilet is too NICE. :D

In school :

Shireen and I.

This proved that I'm SHORT. :)

Stole from Pang's facebook :

1454.

4D tonight! :D

P/S : Random pictures. :)

P/P/S : Will edit this post after PMR. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-10-02T14:39:00.000+08:00

I've had a lot of late nights recently. *yawns

The thing that bothers me is

PMR

P/S : 4 days

Love, Ivon

2009-09-27T16:53:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

TO CHEAH ZI CHUIN!

Coughs. His birthday was on 1st of september.

Teribbly sorry for the super duper late post. :DD

HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY

TO ANG KEL VIN!

Happy always! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-09-27T16:28:00.000+08:00

Listening to : Lucky by Britney Spears

This picture is just for fun. :D

I deleted more than 10 posts. HAHAHAHA.

All rubbish posts. :D

Love, Ivon

2009-09-26T15:48:00.000+08:00

Watched "Where Got Ghost" yesterday in Sunway. :)))

Funny, scary, lame.

11 days left.

Here comes PMR. Good luck everyone! :D

Love, Ivon

2009-09-21T16:00:00.000+08:00

Um. Ignore the previous post. :D

I might delete the post one day.

I've been feeling under stress lately. D:

PMR PMR PMR PMR PMR PMR PMR

HEYY let's go out and blow off steam!

Who wanna go Jusco with me? Call me :D

Love, Ivon

2009-09-21T14:28:00.000+08:00

Hah. People, this is ridiculous.

I'm complicated just based on my looking? :) WTF.

You were great. I didn't know you had it in you.

Stop piling it on and shut your gob.

Don't be swollen-headed. I think you must be cracked.

I've never heard such a load of old codswallop in my life.

You're an obnoxious know-it-all. WTF.

This is our fight. You just stay out of it kay.

Anyway, THANKS for insulting me. :)

Love, Ivon

2009-09-20T16:40:00.001+08:00

Howdy people! :D

I have failed to study! Imma failure. :)))

Short post rocks! :D

Love, Ivon